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'Now, minions, I'm off to inspect our shark cages.' 'Do you really need to inspect them this often?' 'PRISONERS MUST NEVER ESCAPE.'

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Release The Sharks is a good name for a band.
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Release of the Sharks sounds like the name of an Indiana Jones movie.
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Or a Star Wars prequel.
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Sharky Shark would be a good name for a white rapper.
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He could be known as the Great White. Only he couldn't be great, because he's a rapper.
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I knew this old white lady who used to work at a Borders during Christmastime. She was a wrapper.
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By which I mean she was all over candy.
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"Candy" is a code word for something else.
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There was a well presented old white lady on the train next to me this evening. However she STANK of booze. I mean eye watering, drunk on her fumes STANK. It was like a terrorist incident in a distillery.

Good effort, old lady. Good effort.
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I wonder if STANK would make a good name for a band...
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Google tells me there used to be a band named The Stank Band, but they renamed themselves. They should have just gone with STANK.
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Great movie. Let down by a succession of increasingly poor sequels.

Kinda like Jaws.
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People might associate the band with Hoobastank. I can't imagine anyone would want that.
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Hobbitstank?
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Being eaten by a Greenland shark is the most boring thing this seal has ever experienced:

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"Have you finished back there? Only I have somewhere else to be."
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"There ... And also over here."
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There, there.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Being eaten by a Greenland shark is the most boring thing this seal has ever experienced.
"Ugh, not again..."
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47 Meters Down comes out this weekend in the US. I don't see a UK release date on IMDb, which is strange, since it claims to be a UK production.

I'm sorta surprised they'd dare to leave the title in metric for the US release.
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