Dalty's Sea Monster Movie Aquarium
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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And now for some fake news:
OVER 150 FROZEN SHARKS FOUND ALONG GULF COAST AS WINTER STORM HITS REGION
OVER 150 FROZEN SHARKS FOUND ALONG GULF COAST AS WINTER STORM HITS REGION
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'Now, minions, I'm off to inspect our shark cages.' 'Do you really need to inspect them this often?' 'PRISONERS MUST NEVER ESCAPE.'
Today's XKCD
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Release The Sharks is a good name for a band.
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Release of the Sharks sounds like the name of an Indiana Jones movie.
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Or a Star Wars prequel.
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Sharky Shark would be a good name for a white rapper.
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He could be known as the Great White. Only he couldn't be great, because he's a rapper.
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I knew this old white lady who used to work at a Borders during Christmastime. She was a wrapper.
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By which I mean she was all over candy.
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"Candy" is a code word for something else.
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There was a well presented old white lady on the train next to me this evening. However she STANK of booze. I mean eye watering, drunk on her fumes STANK. It was like a terrorist incident in a distillery.
Good effort, old lady. Good effort.
Good effort, old lady. Good effort.
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I wonder if STANK would make a good name for a band...
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Google tells me there used to be a band named The Stank Band, but they renamed themselves. They should have just gone with STANK.
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Great movie. Let down by a succession of increasingly poor sequels.
Kinda like Jaws.
Kinda like Jaws.
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People might associate the band with Hoobastank. I can't imagine anyone would want that.
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Hobbitstank?
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Being eaten by a Greenland shark is the most boring thing this seal has ever experienced:
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"Have you finished back there? Only I have somewhere else to be."
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"There ... And also over here."
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There, there.
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"Ugh, not again..."The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Being eaten by a Greenland shark is the most boring thing this seal has ever experienced.
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47 Meters Down comes out this weekend in the US. I don't see a UK release date on IMDb, which is strange, since it claims to be a UK production.
I'm sorta surprised they'd dare to leave the title in metric for the US release.
I'm sorta surprised they'd dare to leave the title in metric for the US release.