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It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
You no longer have to worry about boosting your post count, Dalty. You're way ahead of me.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
I have a feeling Dalty is going to watch this movie, shrug his shoulders, and say, "Yeah. Decent action movie. Fun. Goofy."
And Adam's gonna be all like, "FUN?! GOOFY?! That's the point! Don't you GET IT?! It's GREAT because it's fun and goofy! The Rock! The Boss! Full House! The Rock! THE ROCK!!! What's WRONG with you? Smell... cooking... greatest... "
And then Adam will have a heart attack and fall over dead.
And Adam's gonna be all like, "FUN?! GOOFY?! That's the point! Don't you GET IT?! It's GREAT because it's fun and goofy! The Rock! The Boss! Full House! The Rock! THE ROCK!!! What's WRONG with you? Smell... cooking... greatest... "
And then Adam will have a heart attack and fall over dead.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
This is for Skoglund!
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
Thoughts so far:
-The Stath-Ham's intro in the hospital is brilliantly done.
-The timeline wrangling at the start is fun and done well.
-Anything that takes The Rock out of anything is bad - the guy needs to be in every franchise ever!
-It's so cliche that it almost goes through cliche and out the other side.
-Can't say I was particularly moved or affected by Paul Walker's death. But seeing him here knowing he was making this while he died and that this is the 7th movie is strangely emotional.
-The Stath-Ham's intro in the hospital is brilliantly done.
-The timeline wrangling at the start is fun and done well.
-Anything that takes The Rock out of anything is bad - the guy needs to be in every franchise ever!
-It's so cliche that it almost goes through cliche and out the other side.
-Can't say I was particularly moved or affected by Paul Walker's death. But seeing him here knowing he was making this while he died and that this is the 7th movie is strangely emotional.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-Tokyo Drift call back - yay!
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-For a movie that keeps showing lots of clutch and stick action, they don't seem to know how aforementioned clutch and stick actually work.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-Paul Walker/emotional barometer check. I keep sitting here, totally enjoying the movie, but after a few seconds of seeing Walker on screen in any scene he is in I then remember that he could have been days or weeks from dying when he filmed it and it makes me sad.
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-I would like to say the parachute sequence is the stupidest thing I have ever seen. But I have seen Roger Moore 007 movies.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-The Caucus mountains looks a lot like Northern America!
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-Nope - it just went way past Sir Roger of Moore.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
This is the happiest day of my life.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
(Non-Springsteen)
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-That's not Abu Dhabi. At least 3 of those shots were Dubai.
-Camels! I genuinely hope that somewhere there is a 'foreign' film that introduces America with a tracking shot of a massively fat guy with a gun driving a pick-up while failing to find Brazil on a map.
-Camels! I genuinely hope that somewhere there is a 'foreign' film that introduces America with a tracking shot of a massively fat guy with a gun driving a pick-up while failing to find Brazil on a map.
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-Ahhhhh, Bling-Bling Arab. Cliche a-mungous!
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
Ronda Rousey!!!
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-Why am I still doing these bullet point dash things? It seemed like a good idea at the time!!
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
-For all my snark, don't imagine for a second I am not entertained and enjoying this movie.
- Adam54
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Re: It's ON like muddyfunster DONKEY KONG!!!!
It's completely impossible not to. Carry on.