Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
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Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
Hours of vacuous fashion clothes horse "Who are you wearing" twatfuckery. A piss boring ceremony with a neutered host spitting out jokes watered down so as not to offend the precious little luvvies. Comedically lame after parties. The whole thing stage managed to within an inch of its life, right down to the 2nd lowest form of life on the planet (showbiz journalists) standing tragically outside these parties like a kid not invited to the popular child's birthday - no doubt referring to "Leo" and "Angie" as if they know them.
Maybe all the black people are boycotting them because they are so fucking tedious and they are secretly pleased.
Maybe all the black people are boycotting them because they are so fucking tedious and they are secretly pleased.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
If you want them to go away, stop talking about them so much.
That's how we got racism to go away.
That's how we got racism to go away.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
Dalty seems much angrier when the lady friend is out of town.
Perhaps a dance video would make things better?
Perhaps a dance video would make things better?
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
Maybe I'll catch some highlights tomorrow. Maybe not. It'll depend on whether or not Facebook tells me it's worth my time. Even then, I might not. I haven't seen a lot of the movies up for awards, and I'm not invested enough in the ones I've seen to care whether or not they win something.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
You know and I know you are all mouth and no trousers Adam. That video will never happen.
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This is my new favorite insult.Dalty wrote:You know and I know you are all mouth and no trousers
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
I actually managed to catch 7 of the 8 Best Picture nominees this year (only missed Room) and so help me, it better not go to either of those incredibly dull, slow movies about journeys across barren landscapes.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
You like your movies Fast?
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
And Furious!
Which is distinctly different than Fury, mind you. Let's make that clear.
Which is distinctly different than Fury, mind you. Let's make that clear.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
The Oscars are sort of a guilty pleasure of mine, I guess. I'll watch them from time to time when I'm actually interested in the movies or performers at hand.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
It'd be cool if The Weeknd won. But that's the Torontonian in me.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
So the Best Director directed the Best Actor but not in the Best Movie?
Gutted for Stallone too.
Gutted for Stallone too.
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I'm glad Ex Machina got some love for visual effects.
It deserved it. To paraphrase The Weeknd.
It deserved it. To paraphrase The Weeknd.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
I've seen others say that about Stallone. While he was certainly deserving, it tells me a lot of people just haven't seen Bridge of Spies. Rylance was at least as good as Sly.
I'm relieved Spotlight beat Revenant. Much better film.
I'm relieved Spotlight beat Revenant. Much better film.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
Yeah.... But..... SLY!!!!!
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Rylance is British! For God's sake, man! Be patriotic for once in your life!
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
Rylance was fantastic and subtle, a real actor's actor. He deserved all sorts of awards, no matter what icon was also nominated,.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
Yeah, but SLY!!!!!
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
It's a compelling argument, Dalty.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
I thought so.
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
I think you messed up the order. It's supposed to be SLY, yeah (yeah, yeah)!Dalty wrote:Yeah, but SLY!!!!!
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Re: Oh shit, it's the fucking Oscars!
Is there a family stone involved?