Noteworthy Video Dump
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump
Speaking of the cop car, I like that he has trouble getting back in it.
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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump
Goits likes something else! WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?!?!?!
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He also liked The LEGO Movie, which we got to see today. Jubboiter-free at that.
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Everything is awesome!
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You probably don't need to specify that we saw it "Jubboiter-free." We don't quite get to see the movies we take Jubboiter to.Jubbers wrote:He also liked The LEGO Movie, which we got to see today. Jubboiter-free at that.
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Jubboiter is not keen on pre-recorded entertainment. She prefers live participants, and considers it more entertaining if they quickly become dead participants. Or at least maimed.
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She favors pratfalls and severed thumbs.
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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump
Only if she feels like being a biter.
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She has a mouthful of teeth at this point. It used to be easy to dig non-foods out of her mouth. Now, it's not.
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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump
This one's mildly funny (and, in parts, a little disturbing), but the truly noteworthy thing about it is that the guy has a grandmother cool enough to play along. My grandmother is a teetotaling lame-o who lives to meddle, shame, and inconvenience.
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If you like old people talking about sex and stuff, you should watch Betty White's Off Their Rockers.
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NO, my parents only ever had sex twice. Once for my older brother and once for me. Even then they did it with the light off. Anyone who says any different is a damned liar!!!!
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Be honest. That was a home video Hicks sent you, wasn't it?
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You would view one of Hicks' home videos? NSFW tags?
- Mal Shot First
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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump
I'm the mother.
- Mal Shot First
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One bad mother-- shut yo' mouth.
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It's nice that Vanilla Ice doesn't take himself too seriously.
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Okay, after watching the making-of video, I may have to take back my previous statement. He's just desperate for some cash.
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Re: Noteworthy Video Dump
I haven't looked at the comments for the video, but I bet at least one person mentions something about how they filmed him at his actual job.
I think he's just excited that for once in his life, he's getting paid to revisit something that's not "Ice Ice Baby" related.
I think he's just excited that for once in his life, he's getting paid to revisit something that's not "Ice Ice Baby" related.