Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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You're better off. Marriage is a nightmare, and kids only make it scarier.
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There's always Tinder. No dating required.Adam54 wrote:I think I might be ready to announce my retirement from dating. I used to be more of an optimist, but between the HIMYM finale and the recently ex-girlfriend, I think I might just call it a day.
I'll get myself a good hunting dog. Go live off the land in the mountains somewhere. Live every Alabamans dream. Sure as fuck beats dating again.
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I'm an OkCupid Man, myself.
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Not that it has ever worked.
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Do that. If your life was a rom-com, that's exactly when The One will show up.Adam54 wrote:I think I might be ready to announce my retirement from dating. I used to be more of an optimist, but between the HIMYM finale and the recently ex-girlfriend, I think I might just call it a day.
I'll get myself a good hunting dog. Go live off the land in the mountains somewhere. Live every Alabamans dream. Sure as fuck beats dating again.
Not that I believe in such claptrap as The One. It's more like "Babe": that'll do.
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Believing in The One, for me, means believing myself special enough to warrant some sort of cosmic complement. I'm not that special. I'm just a bag of meat and shit. I jerk off twice a day, and I like to write about magic horses and celebrities dying. It seems a real waste for the cosmos to reward that.
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I can guarantee I'll never be back in that vast wasteland. No disrespect, just been there done that, had absolutely no luck.Space Tycoon wrote:I'm an OkCupid Man, myself.
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I'm banking on this, to be totally honest. All of it.neglet wrote:Do that. If your life was a rom-com, that's exactly when The One will show up.Adam54 wrote:I think I might be ready to announce my retirement from dating. I used to be more of an optimist, but between the HIMYM finale and the recently ex-girlfriend, I think I might just call it a day.
I'll get myself a good hunting dog. Go live off the land in the mountains somewhere. Live every Alabamans dream. Sure as fuck beats dating again.
Not that I believe in such claptrap as The One. It's more like "Babe": that'll do.
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That Jubbers is one lucky gal.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Believing in The One, for me, means believing myself special enough to warrant some sort of cosmic complement. I'm not that special. I'm just a bag of meat and shit. I jerk off twice a day, and I like to write about magic horses and celebrities dying. It seems a real waste for the cosmos to reward that.
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Have you considered a course of graduate study in the literary arts? Tons of chicks. Lower percentage of straight guy competition than you'll find in most other social circles. Higher level of education than in most other social circles, too. Most of them will be on your side of the political spectrum. They'll also mostly be bug-shit nuts, but you're used to that. I don't think you're ready to deal with normal. You should just take bug-shit nuts and run with it.
What's that? Naw, man. Why would I generalize or exaggerate?
What's that? Naw, man. Why would I generalize or exaggerate?
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I never recovered from the disappointment of discovering that "GSOH" does not stand for "Great Set Of Hooters".
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I'm surprised you didn't think it stood for "Girls Should Only Housekeep."
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How dare you! I am clearly a modern man (use of the word 'Hooters' excluded) !!
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Me and my big mouth torpedoed what could have been a very promising relationship off of OkCupid, before it even started.
Dumb, duh-duh-duh dumb!!
Dumb, duh-duh-duh dumb!!
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Nah - fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!
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It's more complicated than that. I talked my way out of a good, sure thing...
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Ah, you told her about all of us??
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I think it traumatized her.
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Understandable. We are an acquired taste.
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I wanted to acquire her taste....
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I was eating lunch.
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I don't mind finishing your sloppy seconds.
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I was eating dinner.
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You make it sound like I said something nasty.