Somebody tell Goiter.....
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Every time we migrate to a new board, I make sure to create a thread that collects the worst my state has to offer. It's telling that I have one thread for Alabama and one thread FOR EVERYWHERE ELSE.
I guess I've never denounced it outright. I have, on the other hand, told Jubbers that it is the one place I refuse to move to. I've also told her that being forced to move to Alabama is the one thing that might make me consider suicide.
I guess I've never denounced it outright. I have, on the other hand, told Jubbers that it is the one place I refuse to move to. I've also told her that being forced to move to Alabama is the one thing that might make me consider suicide.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
I want to visit Alabama so bad.
- neglet
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
The spousal unit often has to visit Alabama because his company has plants there. He came back one time reporting everyone was excited because there was finally a McDonald's "in town." He then shook his head and said, "never, ever, ever."
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Where I grew up, the belief is that the addition of a McDonald's to a town makes that town a city. Crossville continues not being a city.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
You crazy mofos call everything a city any ways.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Simplicity.
- Adam54
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I'm from a town which I believe technically calls itself a village. I also have told people for years that I grew up in the Alabama of Minnesota. It's not a compliment.
But now I'm in a city and a damn fine one at that!
But now I'm in a city and a damn fine one at that!
- Mal Shot First
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The low-rent townhouse community where I lived for a while after moving to the US was called Dutch Village. Does that count?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
![Image](http://www.puertovallarta.net/images/what_to_do/el-eden/predator-01-s.jpg)
Above, we see the village smith in his place of business. He runs an open-air smithy. We see him standing before what many in the business refer to as a "forge" or "hearth." He doesn't have the tongue for such florid language, though. For him, it's simply an oven.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
He wants us to get to something..... I can't quite make it out, he has a very thick accent.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Muhammad Ali has been rushed to hospital with a respiratory issue.
- Adam54
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
In fair condition! Jesus, Dalty! Don't do that!
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
I thought Goits might need a heads up!
- Adam54
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
Ah hell. He's slipping fast. ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
- Adam54
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
And he's gone.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
You have so many relationships in this life. Only one or two will last. You go through all the pain and strife, then you turn your back and they're gone so fast.
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
He made the medicine sick.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Somebody tell Goiter.....
In an mmmbop they're gone. In an mmmbop they're not there.
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Kimbo Slice has died.
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HOLY SHIT!!!! Anton Yelchin is dead. Pinned by his own car. 27 years old.
- Mango
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I just heard about that. It's terrible.
I thought he was a really talented young actor.
I thought he was a really talented young actor.
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Kenny Baker - R2D2 - just died. ![Sad :(](./images/smilies/icon_e_sad.gif)
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Brad Pitt's marriage died.
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Fidel Castro died.
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AA Gill died