I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
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- Mal Shot First
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I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
And my kid's gonna be the pottymouth who teaches all the other kids to swear.
- neglet
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
If you're going to be a father, technically aren't *you* the motherfucker?
- Mal Shot First
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
We're all motherfuckers in Freud's eyes.
- Dalty
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Legend!!!!!! Massive congrats to you and Vesper!
Jubboiters ranks grow ever stronger.
Jubboiters ranks grow ever stronger.
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
In English or a South Slavic language?Mal Shot First wrote:And my kid's gonna be the pottymouth who teaches all the other kids to swear.
That's awesome! Congratulations to you and yours.
- omicron
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- Mango
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Congratulations!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Congrats, Mal! Something tells me you will be the one changing most of the diapers.
Any word yet on where Junior Panic falls on Brexit?
Any word yet on where Junior Panic falls on Brexit?
- Mal Shot First
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
We won't know until November. There's a chance he'll be a Thanksgiving baby.
- Adam54
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Congrats, Mal!! And Mrs. Mal!
- Dalty
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
How is the impending fatherhood going Mal?
We are all growing bump and kicking here now. Lower back pain. Increased tiredness. Oh, and increasing terror in Daddy as he realises the enormity of the situation!
We are all growing bump and kicking here now. Lower back pain. Increased tiredness. Oh, and increasing terror in Daddy as he realises the enormity of the situation!
- Mal Shot First
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Vespa is about 27 weeks along now, so we're entering the final trimester. It's getting real. This week, I cleaned out the room that used to be my office/man cave and have started repainting it. I put the primer on today. We also got a crib that I'll need to put together once the room is ready.
- Dalty
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
20 weeks approaching for me. First kicks happening.
I am moving (hopefully) in a few weeks so putting off shopping trips until then. All the gear still to get.
I am moving (hopefully) in a few weeks so putting off shopping trips until then. All the gear still to get.
- Master Skywalker
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Congrats, Mal! And Dalty.
Soon you shall partake in discussion you never imagined you'd participate in, like the color and consistency of newborn poop.
Soon you shall partake in discussion you never imagined you'd participate in, like the color and consistency of newborn poop.
On December 20, 2019, the Greatest Saga Ever... concludes.
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May the Force be with you
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May the Force be with you
- Dalty
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
20 week scan today. Ladies and gentlemen......... we are expecting a little boy!!!!
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Huzzah!! Named Adam, yes?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
It'll be Bruce.
- Dalty
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- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
It'll be Bruce, and Moneybags will make sure the damned thing doesn't work.
- Dalty
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
It'll be Kanye! He is the voice of a goddamn generation! He is a lyrical master! He rhymed the word 'God' with the word 'God' and then 'God' again!!! He's a genius!!
- Mal Shot First
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Please name him Bruce Wayne Moneybags!!
- Dalty
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Kanye God Kardashian West By South West.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Maybe "Bruce Wanye" would work as a compromise.Mal Shot First wrote:Please name him Bruce Wayne Moneybags!!
- Dalty
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
Would he like fish sticks?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: I'm going to be a father, motherfuckers!
He might have a special spray for them.