Forum and In-Joke Guide
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Adam54
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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide
Maaaaaaan. I reread some of that stuff I posted a couple years back. I remain ashamed of what a colossal dick I was, both in general and to Jake in specific. Y'all remain quite kind for welcoming me back after that.
- Mal Shot First
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I have no idea what happened between you and Jake. Some argument about religion, it seems. Doesn't really matter anyway - now you're back and we can try to make you watch movies!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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I think Adam and Jake both engaged in some copypasta so I'd know what was up. I probably have bits of the exchange (originally on Twitter, maybe?) among my Facebook messages.
I usually go neutral when friends fight. I don't have enough friends to afford losing any.
I usually go neutral when friends fight. I don't have enough friends to afford losing any.
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Yeah, Adam. Watch some damned movies, you uncultured swine. Do you some good.Mal Shot First wrote:I have no idea what happened between you and Jake. Some argument about religion, it seems. Doesn't really matter anyway - now you're back and we can try to make you watch movies!
- Mal Shot First
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A Clockwork Orange-style.Mal Shot First wrote:...now you're back and we can try to make you watch movies!
- neglet
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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide
Nah, strap him over a chair and let me spank him instead. Since he's told me I look like his mother, that should be really effective.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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I guess it depends on his relationship with his mother.
- Dalty
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H***o : A pox on the fucking forums. Any forum.
First Occurred: Nobody cares enough to check.
Last Occurrence: Cannot come soon enough.
First Occurred: Nobody cares enough to check.
Last Occurrence: Cannot come soon enough.
- Dalty
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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide
I think your wife is as awesome as a fat kid thinks cake is!
- Adam54
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I'd forgotten just how eerily similar negs looks to my mom. It's....eery.
I'm also open to suggestions about which movies I still need to see, but perhaps that's another thread.
I'm also open to suggestions about which movies I still need to see, but perhaps that's another thread.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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I'm pretty sure it's another thread. Make it happen, Skippy.
- Dalty
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We never did properly discuss Jaws.Adam54 wrote:I'd forgotten just how eerily similar negs looks to my mom. It's....eery.
I'm also open to suggestions about which movies I still need to see, but perhaps that's another thread.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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I've been looking at pictures of Adam's mom. (That's probably the most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.) I can see the resemblance, but I'd be able to tell one from the other in a lineup scenario. (That's probably the second-most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.)
- Dalty
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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide
Where is Hicks when you need him?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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He's at home... washin' his tights!
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Damn it, Dalty!
- Adam54
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Yes.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I've been looking at pictures of Adam's mom. (That's probably the most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.) I can see the resemblance, but I'd be able to tell one from the other in a lineup scenario. (That's probably the second-most terrifying sentence Adam's ever read.)
- Dalty
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Don't terrify Adam any more, or you might trigger a level 4 Huffy Flounce. Possible level 5 if you keep talking about his mom.
- Adam54
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I feel like I should watch it again soon.Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote: We never did properly discuss Jaws.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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The quoted text is small. I didn't read it as "Jaws" at first.
- Adam54
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You thought I was abbreviating Jingle All The Way Sequel as JAWS, perhaps?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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No. The "a" was small and I saw it first as an "e."
- Adam54
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Ohhhhhhh. That makes much more sense.
- Quasar
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Re: Forum and In-Joke Guide
Dalty watches Jaws about every 3 days.
- Adam54
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I wonder if he'd still want to do that thing we had once discussed. Essentially watch it "together" via the magic of Facebook chat.