Stinkers!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Stinkers!
It's not that impressive when all five of your movie's reviews are negative. It is impressive, however, when you net over 100 reviews and fail to get a single positive one. Kudos, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever.
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And it's a video game adaption isn't it??
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Stinkers!
That sounds right.
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Why do they keep trying?
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I know the answer, it was just an exclamation!
- Mal Shot First
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Apparently, the Eck's vs. Sever game for Gameboy Advance did precede the movie, but it was based on an early version of the movie script.
According to Wikipedia, "it is the first video game developed and released before the film it is based on had begun production."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecks_vs._Sever
The game was received far better than the movie.
According to Wikipedia, "it is the first video game developed and released before the film it is based on had begun production."
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecks_vs._Sever
The game was received far better than the movie.
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Re: Stinkers!
"Rad” a stinker? I don't think so.
"American Anthem" had the best Duran Duran song until ”View to a Kill”. Andy Taylor is Duran Duran btw.
"American Ninja" made me the man I am today.
Didn't see "Joe Dirt 2" but I'll go out on a limb and assume that it does indeed belong on the list.
"American Anthem" had the best Duran Duran song until ”View to a Kill”. Andy Taylor is Duran Duran btw.
"American Ninja" made me the man I am today.
Didn't see "Joe Dirt 2" but I'll go out on a limb and assume that it does indeed belong on the list.
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American Ninja is to Ninja what American Guns is to fruit.
- Mal Shot First
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Re: Stinkers!
American Ninja, along with Bloodsport and Red Sonja, was an integral part of my childhood.
That doesn't mean it's good.
That doesn't mean it's good.
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I did not like "American Ninja", mostly because of the laser ring.
"American Ninja 2" though was pretty cool. Coulda made a good GI Joe movie in the 80's.
"American Ninja 2" though was pretty cool. Coulda made a good GI Joe movie in the 80's.
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Laser ring??
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Re: Stinkers!
Lasering!Dalty wrote:Laser ring??
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Well, I didn't remember that!!!