1,000 Club
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Dalty
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Was it during the war in South East Asia?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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No. My father was too young for that. It was a decade before the action in Panama.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
All 20 minutes of it?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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He wasn't there for the invasion. He was there in the early-to-mid-eighties. Just hangin' and waitin' for somethin' to go down. He wanted to kill. He wanted to see blood and gore and guts and veins in his teeth.
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Apparently that lasts right up until the moment the first person you know takes a bullet in front of you. Then you get better.
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He was always telling me there are no atheists in foxholes. I don't know that he'd ever been in a real foxhole. I'm sure he had to dig one for Ranger training or some shit, but I don't think he was ever in an actual, people-are-shooting-to-kill-us foxhole.
He identified as an agnostic until he got on Facebook. All of a sudden, he declared himself to be a Christian. Seemed like it was a show to me. Seemed like he was engaging in populism for social media's sake.
He identified as an agnostic until he got on Facebook. All of a sudden, he declared himself to be a Christian. Seemed like it was a show to me. Seemed like he was engaging in populism for social media's sake.
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Christianity is popular over there. Don't worry. You'll grow out of it.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
So close.
Oh, big bang from outside. Something big just collapsed in the wind.
Oh, big bang from outside. Something big just collapsed in the wind.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
It was The Answer, my friend.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Could ya just make one bleedin' post already, Dalty? We want to see the new badge1
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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I bet he creates a sock puppet and waits for me to catch up.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Frickin' laser beams!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woot!
Woot!
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
I guess I'd better warm this puppy up.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Who's coming up the driveway?
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It's not me, I guess. I still have my H***o badge.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Is it Fake Strider?
- Adam54
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Could be. Might also be me. Remains unclear at this point.Dalty wrote:Is it Fake Strider?
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Hmmmmmmm. What will the little Danish puddings 1000th post be?
Maybe something about Wrestling?
Maybe something about Wrestling?
- Adam54
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- Adam54
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That was my thousandth post, and it was all for you, Dalty.
God save the queen.
God save the queen.
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Re: 1,000 Post Club
Why does he have hair like that? Is he a slightly dumb American girl who has just been on holiday to Jamaica?
- Adam54
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You're just jealous because he's simultaneously British and the proud owner of a full head of hair.
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Bald and proud! You should know how that feels Skoglund!!!!
- Adam54
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I wouldn't have the foggiest idea.
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I won't tell anyone it's a wig.