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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Kiefer's face is pretty doughy.
- Dalty
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Re: Random
After effects of Botox?
- Mal Shot First
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In fact, it's so doughy that it's hard to make out the Kiefer underneath.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Kiefer's face is pretty doughy.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Random
You clever bastard.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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A few Facebook friends have shared a video, recently, of a guy singing "Unchained Melody" in a train station. I guess he's got a decent voice. His runs are a little long for my tastes, but it's still a solid performance. Here's the video:
I kept feeling like he reminded me of somebody, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Then, though, I put my finger on it:
I've thought about responding to my Facebook friends' posts with the second video. The only thing that has kept me from it is that I'm pretty sure it would upset them. I'm not even sure why it would upset them or why I feel it would, but I'm pretty sure it would.
I kept feeling like he reminded me of somebody, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Then, though, I put my finger on it:
I've thought about responding to my Facebook friends' posts with the second video. The only thing that has kept me from it is that I'm pretty sure it would upset them. I'm not even sure why it would upset them or why I feel it would, but I'm pretty sure it would.
- Space Tycoon
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I wonder if I should become a bartender. You know, part-time.
Cool job.
Cool job.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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I think it could be a good job for someone with a libertarian-like mindset. I don't mean that as a dig. I mean it in a practical and ethical sense. People on the left and the religious right can be overwhelmed with feelings of guilt and/or get sanctimonious about the service a bartender provides. If you're of the people-should-be-allowed-to-do-whatever-they-want-with-their-own-money mindset, however, there's less potential for moral quandary.
I say you give giving shots a shot. Any leads or offers? Ever done it before?
I say you give giving shots a shot. Any leads or offers? Ever done it before?
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I have not done it before, but I've done the whole fast-paced retail thing many, many times.
Come to think of it, working behind a bar might not be altogether different from working behind a paint store desk. Folks walk up, order a specific concoction, you mix it up just the way they like, and that's it. Engage in a little banter, pretend to sympathize as they complain about their lives.
And since painters are all alcoholics, I would expect to see the sames faces at either establishment. Difference being, alcohol is probably the less toxic of the two branches of chemicals.
I haven't got any leads, per se, but I know a couple of bars where I could pick up a shift or two now and then. With experience, who knows.
Come to think of it, working behind a bar might not be altogether different from working behind a paint store desk. Folks walk up, order a specific concoction, you mix it up just the way they like, and that's it. Engage in a little banter, pretend to sympathize as they complain about their lives.
And since painters are all alcoholics, I would expect to see the sames faces at either establishment. Difference being, alcohol is probably the less toxic of the two branches of chemicals.
I haven't got any leads, per se, but I know a couple of bars where I could pick up a shift or two now and then. With experience, who knows.
- Space Tycoon
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I set up a Facebook account. Finally.
This kinda represents my final renouncement of the whole decade long, paranoid-conspiracy-asshole thing.
For Now.
This kinda represents my final renouncement of the whole decade long, paranoid-conspiracy-asshole thing.
For Now.
- Mal Shot First
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You can finally look up Dr. Magic's profile!
- Space Tycoon
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Yeah, why not!
Uh, who's Dr. Magic...
Uh, who's Dr. Magic...
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Someone Adam54 used to jerk it to.
I realize that doesn't narrow things down much.
I realize that doesn't narrow things down much.
- Dalty
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Why have I still never seen Doctor Magic?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Because you suck at Google and Facebook?
- Mal Shot First
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Or is it because you don't believe in Magic?
- Mal Shot First
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- Dalty
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Dr Magic is an oven cleaner according to Google.
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You've been looking in all the wrong places, Dalty. You should have been looking inward. You have to believe we are Magic.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Don't let your aim ever stray.
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We are ALL Dr Magic?
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And if all your hopes survive, destiny will arrive for you.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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(Cue lame Dalty joke about some female named "Destiny.")
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Re: Random
Stripper from Vegas.
- Adam54
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Uh, yeah....That's right...."used"...to.....The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Someone Adam54 used to jerk it to.
I realize that doesn't narrow things down much.
- Dalty
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Dammit Adam!