Dalty's Adventures in Domestic Bliss
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Dalty
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Both, with bells on!
- Dalty
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She was also disappointed to discover it was all filmed in Mexico.
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So was Mexico.
- Mal Shot First
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Raiders of the Lost Ark features some atrocious German-speakers.
Whenever Cancer Man on the X-Files was made to speak German, it made me hurt deep down in my soul.
Whenever Cancer Man on the X-Files was made to speak German, it made me hurt deep down in my soul.
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As the ultimate expression of 80s Americanism and Hollywood excessiveness it still stands up.
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Close Encounters? Has she seen that yet?
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I hope Dalty's not totally running the cinema show. I hope he's letting his baby's mama introduce him to at least one new pic for every three he shows her.
- Dalty
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She tried, but they all talk funny with funny plinky-plonky music in all her choices. So Rambo it is!!
- Dalty
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"What are those animals called, hang upside down, come out at night, look like Batman?"
Ummmmmmmmmm.....
Ummmmmmmmmm.....
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Opossums?
- Dalty
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"Baby... RUTH!"
- Dalty
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Just tried explaining The Mighty Boosh to her. Failed.
- Dalty
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The daft racist appears to think all white people look the same! Thought Supergirl was Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory. And that's just one of about 10 this month.
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The real injustice, here, is that you appear to be allowing her access to The Big Bang Theory.
- Dalty
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Access is not mine to grant or otherwise.
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That's not what it sounds like when you talk about all the stuff you force her to watch and all the stuff you won't let her show you in return.
- Dalty
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I don't force her to watch anything...... I decline adventures in Vietnamese cinema regularly though, that is true!
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Does she *know* she's not being forced to watch these things?
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She does. Luckily she loves action/adventure movies and told me to stop being mean to Adam and accept Fast / Furious movies into my life.
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I don't look forward to Adam finding out about this--if he hasn't already, I mean.
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I have already told him.
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NOOOOOOOO!!!
- Dalty
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He won't remember.... he's off gallivanting with THAT girl who stole him away from us.
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