I bet it's kayfabe. Did Johnson use any of the language he typically uses when he's doing his Rock shtick? How much time is there between the next WrestleMania and the release of Fast 8?Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.
The Fast & Furious Thread
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Doesn't it depend on the quality of the make-up sex they film?Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.
Pretty much guarantees this will be the best one yet, doesn't it?
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If Vin is still all baggy and puffy, Dwayne won't be able to perform. And that vest needs a wash.
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He DID use the phrase "candy asses" in his Instagram rant. https://www.instagram.com/p/BI25NjMDPWv/?hl=enThe Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I bet it's kayfabe. Did Johnson use any of the language he typically uses when he's doing his Rock shtick? How much time is there between the next WrestleMania and the release of Fast 8?Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.
And there's 12 days separating the release of Fast 8 and Wrestlemania 33. I never thought I'd say this, but you might be on to something, Goiter.
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More details. Crew is VERY much on Rock's side as apparently Vin Diesel is a tremendous dick.
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/08 ... esel-feud/
http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/08 ... esel-feud/
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You don't say!!!
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No one is more surprised than me!
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Oh Adam - if you can't tell that guy is a total knob-jockey then your knob-jockey-dar is broken!!
Or jammed. Women can do that. Plus they attract bears!!
Or jammed. Women can do that. Plus they attract bears!!
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I guess this means Adam54 considers Wrestling Inc. and TMZ to be trusted news sources.
I'd say Adam was goin' kayfabe if he hadn't already broken kayfabe by acknowledging my speculation that Johnson might be kayfabing, though I suppose it could all be part an elaborate attempt to sell his kayfabe as shooting. What's what, Adam54? You can shoot straight with us.
I'd say Adam was goin' kayfabe if he hadn't already broken kayfabe by acknowledging my speculation that Johnson might be kayfabing, though I suppose it could all be part an elaborate attempt to sell his kayfabe as shooting. What's what, Adam54? You can shoot straight with us.
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Wrestling Inc. is a highly dependable source for all things wrestling news.
I know this because they once used me as a source for a story which turned out to be 100% not true but was published anyway.
Still! They trusted me so I trust them.
I know this because they once used me as a source for a story which turned out to be 100% not true but was published anyway.
Still! They trusted me so I trust them.
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I'm at least 80% sure Dalty has no idea what kayfabe means.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote: I'd say Adam was goin' kayfabe if he hadn't already broken kayfabe by acknowledging my speculation that Johnson might be kayfabing, though I suppose it could all be part an elaborate attempt to sell his kayfabe as shooting. What's what, Adam54? You can shoot straight with us.
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Be 100%
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Damn it, I hate when Goiter makes a valid point.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I bet it's kayfabe. Did Johnson use any of the language he typically uses when he's doing his Rock shtick? How much time is there between the next WrestleMania and the release of Fast 8?Adam54 wrote:The Rock and Vin Diesel appear to be fighting like crazy on the set of FF8.
An "insider" is now claiming The Rock convinced Diesel to ramp up the drama between them in order to build to a match at the conveniently timed Wrestlemania 33. http://wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2016/08 ... el-in-wwe/
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It almost never happens, so there's that.Adam54 wrote:Damn it, I hate when Goiter makes a valid point.
To be honest, I'm surprised WrestleMania wasn't everyone's immediate assumption. It seemed like the obvious thing.
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They should just fuck. They clearly want to fuck. The whole F&F thing is positively dripping with big gay tension anyway. It makes Top Gun look like a Presbyterian funded Western by comparison.
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When do we get the 2017 WrestleMania lineup info?
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The build for that should begin in late February/early March.
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Which, coincidentally, is about when the Rock/Diesel feud should resurface.
Coincidentally.
Coincidentally.
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Re: The Fast & Furious Thread
IT HAS A TITLE!
and one of those really annoying teaser of the teaser thingies!
http://www.darkhorizons.com/eighth-fast ... ler-tease/
and one of those really annoying teaser of the teaser thingies!
http://www.darkhorizons.com/eighth-fast ... ler-tease/
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Diesel's gonna turn heel!!!!! And Dalty, if you have one bad thing to say about this, I WILL BEAT YOU LIKE A CHEROKEE DRUM.
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(The Cherokee drum is his penis.)
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I don't need to see the movie now. That trailer is literally the salient points of the whole thing condensed into a few minutes. Job done.
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Now don't you start this shit again, young man!!