Teach Dalty American!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Dalty
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
Why do liquor stores put bottles in those brown paper bags?
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So you can oh-so-discreetly sip with no one the wiser.
Or because that's what they use.
Or because that's what they use.
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
What is a "Jungle Jim" ??
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
It was a character created to leech business away from the media giant that was Tarzan. They even managed to snag Johnny Weissmuller, a retired Tarzan, for a series of Jungle Jim pictures.
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Why would children play with him?
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Because he had money, power, and one hell of a playground.
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
(Here's where Dalty may feel a powerful urge to make a Michael Jackson joke.)
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
That's ignorant!
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Which idiot decided to put such a big event that invariably involves beers and gatherings and other fun stuff on a Sunday? I mean, FFS America!!
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
Puritans, man.
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
Actually - has anyone considered the boost to the economy by shifting it to a Saturday?
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During the Shabbat? Are you INSANE?!
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
Mr lover man????
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
Family man.
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
Family, man.
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
What is Colt 45, other than a gun?
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It's something that works every time.
Unlike the gun.
Unlike the gun.
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
Not a reliable sidearm?
Which one does Lando use?
Which one does Lando use?
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
In American kitchens do they not have cupboards? I ask this because every movie and TV show I see, even the poshest, most expensive kitchens have work tops strewn with gadgets and grinders and bowls and other kitchen accoutrements. Do they not have storage?
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
We have cupboards, but we tend to use the boards of our cupboards for the storage of cups.
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Here, for example, is a picture of one of the Jubboiter household's cupboard's guts:
![](https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15937200_10101265317041332_3134860872227182160_o.jpg?oh=a39ed175e8324683db04f807f646851d&oe=595C43DF)
In the other cupboard's guts? More cups.
![](https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/15937200_10101265317041332_3134860872227182160_o.jpg?oh=a39ed175e8324683db04f807f646851d&oe=595C43DF)
In the other cupboard's guts? More cups.
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Re: Teach Dalty American!
I want that cupboard.