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Pharaohs are gods. And a pharaoh from America? Sheeit. That horse is stacked. He's no Hórso, sure, but he's far from dog food.
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Adam is correct. Soccer goalies and drummers are higher then horses.
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The idea of the "high horse" doesn't exist for nothing.

"Horse" is slang for heroin, too, so there's that.
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Even showbiz journalists outrank them.
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Adam54 wrote:Well obviously England has nothing but love for Scotland!
Didn't the English go to war some time ago to maintain rule over Scotland? I think there was a movie about it. Why would they go to war over something they didn't like... or at least want around?
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They can take Mel Gibson's character's testicles, but they'll never take Mel Gibson's right to make Christ a white man.
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Mal Shot First wrote:
Adam54 wrote:Well obviously England has nothing but love for Scotland!
Didn't the English go to war some time ago to maintain rule over Scotland? I think there was a movie about it. Why would they go to war over something they didn't like... or at least want around?
I dunno. Could well be, but personally I look at Dalty as the exemplification of all things English AND British.
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The Jocks wanted in to the Union. They weren't conquered at all. They wanted access to the developing Empire trade routes.
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So says the history-writing victor!
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It is known.
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I almost wrote that yesterday, too.
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You know more than Jon Snow.
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So say we all!
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But I already know where the "Earth" is.
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colmatrix wrote: ↑July 19th, 2015, 12:40 am Dustin Johnson is looking good!

I was playing golf a few days ago and doing terrible, and my buddy said what once would be considered a great compliment. "You're playing like Tiger" He just sucks now, tough to watch!
Guess it's time to put that "insult" to bed. Welcome back, Tiger!
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(That's the best I could do on nine-plus-hour notice.)
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