Super Bowl XLVIII

[Dalty]

Because Hawks live in the air, not the sea?

[neglet]

4. Seattle used to be in the AFC, and I'm an old fart who thinks seeing them against another AFC team in the Super Bowl is wrong and unnatural.

[Mal Shot First]

For Dalty (and me):

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

They didn't mention the two-point conversion.

I know the two-point conversion and NFL haven't always gotten along (it got along better with the AFL [of course, there's no longer an AFL]), but it's still an option. Right? I haven't really kept up with professional football. Maybe it's gone.

[Quasar]

Nope, it's still there.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Those dumb sons of bitches. They forgot the two-point conversion.

Dumb, dumb sons of bitches.

[Dalty]

So you get two points for making somebody Catholic. What if you make them Jewish?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

They give you a small ring of flesh.

[Dalty]

Is that a Super Bowl ring?

I always wondered what that was.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

A super bowl ring is what you get when you live by the if-it's-yellow-let-it-mellow sword.

[Dalty]

Story of my past two weeks!

[Quasar]

Well I definitely backed the wrong pony in this show.

[Dalty]

Yeah, who thought Bruno Mars would turn out to be shit!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Dalty]

If you like!

[Mal Shot First]

Riiiiight. And how are hawks and bucking horses involved?

And how is weaponry involved when Arsenal play a soccer match?
Do the Wolverhampton Wanderers actually play soccer or is it a hiking club?
Are the Hotspurs allowed to wear scorching-hot spiked wheels on their heels, and how is this not against the rules?
Blackburn Rovers - another hiking club or a pack of dogs?

[Mal Shot First]

^ I should have posted that 6 years ago.