Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
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Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
No, not the Michael Douglas who is Michael Keaton.
Here you go.
I think we joked about the possibility of Paul Rudd playing Scott Lang when they wouldn't come right out and say he was Hank Pym, but it looks like he was, indeed, playing Scott Lang.
Here you go.
I think we joked about the possibility of Paul Rudd playing Scott Lang when they wouldn't come right out and say he was Hank Pym, but it looks like he was, indeed, playing Scott Lang.
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
I never joke.
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
That's probably why you never make me laugh.
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
No, that's because I don't want you to laugh. Laughing means feeling good, and I'll be damned if you'll feel good on my watch!
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
Hey, Quasar. Let me borrow your watch.
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
Are you sure? You don't know what I'm missing.
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
I know nothing about Ant Man. Should I be starting to care? Is it important?
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
If it was Pym, there'd be more to know. Basically he shrinks down to ant size and can control ants with his helmet.
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
I bet Marvel did it to get around the Pym/wife-beating connection. They were probably worried that feminist groups would start protesting days before the release. "Oh, so now we're letting our kids watch movies that glorify wife beaters and turn them into superheroes?! Good move, Hollywood!"
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Re: Michael Douglas is Hank Pym.
The Westboro Baptists would probably support it.