Substitute Tales
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Jubbers
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Re: Substitute Tales
Today I am the Elementary School Guidance Counselor. This afternoon I will have to show 100 Kindergartners and First Graders (in 2 groups) VHS tapes on the thrilling careers of Cowboys and Boat Captains. I imagine these are much more appealing to this age demographic than the more likely careers Minimum-Wage Cubical Monkey and Unemployed Guy with Multiple Degrees Living With Parents.
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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It's a shame I can't be there to set them straight on the cowboy front. I bet that video is all lies.
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Mal Shot First
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I just realized that the gif in Jubbers's signature isn't nyancat.
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Dalty
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Why the fuck was I never offered cowboy or boat captain in careers class?
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Mal Shot First
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British children don't get nice things.
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Dalty
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It is why we grow up so repressed.
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Mal Shot First
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Substitute Tales
I just thought of Brad Neely earlier in the day.
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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I first typed "Bard Neely," but I caught it before I posted it.
"Bard Neely" works for me too.
"Bard Neely" works for me too.
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Dalty
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This is why you would never get one of us saying Fuckpig Rape Cunt!