Joke Time, Mister Falcon!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Mal Shot First
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Joke Time, Mister Falcon!
Since we had a joke thread (or ten) on Corona, I thought it was about time for one on Huffy Flounce.
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Mal Shot First
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Re: Joke Time, Mister Falcon!
Guy walks into a motel with a scantily clad woman. The receptionist asks: "How may I help you?"
"I'm looking for a hotel room for about an hour," the guy says.
"First of all, Sir, this is a motel," the receptionist corrects him, "and second, this is a reputable establishment and we don't rent out rooms by the hour. Now, would you like a room for two for the night with your... wife?"
"This ain't my wife! She's my more."
"Your more?"
"Well, if you insist on calling this a motel," the guy says, "then I guess that makes her my more."
"I'm looking for a hotel room for about an hour," the guy says.
"First of all, Sir, this is a motel," the receptionist corrects him, "and second, this is a reputable establishment and we don't rent out rooms by the hour. Now, would you like a room for two for the night with your... wife?"
"This ain't my wife! She's my more."
"Your more?"
"Well, if you insist on calling this a motel," the guy says, "then I guess that makes her my more."
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The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Joke Time, Mister Falcon!
You could probably cut that joke off right after "She's my more."