LeBroning
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Re: LeBroning
I haven't watched a basketball game since the mid-nineties, so all I know about LeBron is that a lot of people hate him. Also, I think maybe he's cried a few times? I didn't know about the flopping. I found a compilation video:
After the first one, I thought maybe there was a chance he was genuinely knocked off balance. Then I kept watching. Dude's definitely a flopper.
Looks like he just can't stand (in) the Heat.
After the first one, I thought maybe there was a chance he was genuinely knocked off balance. Then I kept watching. Dude's definitely a flopper.
Looks like he just can't stand (in) the Heat.
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Re: LeBroning
Sniper!!!!
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Re: LeBroning
Racist!
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Yeah, he's soccor level flopping!
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That's what I meant. When one of those soft fancy foreign johnnies who don't like it up 'em falls over theatrically in real football, we say they went down like there was a sniper.
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"Kiowa, who saw it happen, said it was like watching a rock fall, or a big sandbag or something--just boom, then down--not like the movies where the dead guy rolls around and does fancy spins and goes ass over teakettle--not like that, Kiowa said, the poor bastard just flat-fuck fell. Boom. Down. Nothing else."
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Re: LeBroning
Either Gustavo whatshisname or that other dude with the Irish name?
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Re: LeBroning
Tim O'Brien.
The writer named Tim O'Brien, that is. Not the artist or the musician.
The writer named Tim O'Brien, that is. Not the artist or the musician.
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Re: LeBroning
My favorite O'Brien is Flann O'Brien.
In reality, Flann O'Brien wasn't Flann O'Brien. He was Brian O'Nolan.
In reality, Flann O'Brien wasn't Flann O'Brien. He was Brian O'Nolan.
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Re: LeBroning
That's the puppy!
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Re: LeBroning
Dirty, cheating foreign johnnies. They don't like it up 'em...... unless they put it up 'em themselves!
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Re: LeBroning
That was awesome.
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Re: LeBroning
In the Latin American countries cheating is endemic in football.
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Re: LeBroning
Are the wives pretty understanding?
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Re: LeBroning
Generally.
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Re: LeBroning
Are they understandingly pretty?
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Most of them. You won't find too many munters as footballers wives!