Will Canada annex the Turks?

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Your headline was misleading. I thought maybe some of those world-famous RCAC tanks were about to be parachuted into Ankara.

Such a move surely would have hurt Turkey's EU candidacy.
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Turkey might be a bit much for us right now.

I can see a lot of benefits to adding T&C to our little confederation. We'd have an equatorial rocket launch platform, for one.
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And missiles! Don't forget missiles!

Cuba had some missiles this one time. It did wonders for tourism.
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True, the whole Castro thing led to mixed results. But at least we got Gloria Estefan and Andy Garcia out of it.

As well as Pitbull. And... cocaine.

Gee, I had a point once.
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You got Cuban cigars, didn't you? I was under the impression that they're not illegal in Canada.
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Oh yeah. Once you've had real Cubans, there's just nothing else like it.
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We had an American guy at our Co that wasn't even allowed to handle Cuban clients documents. Crazy.
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Seriously? Did he have a Britland work visa?
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Yup. But his nationality meant he wasn't allowed to do anything for Cuban clients.
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That's wacky.
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Had this discussion with my ex-wife. She wanted to go on holiday to Cuba. I pointed out that she wasn't allowed. She actually said "I am an American, I can go damn well anywhere!" or words to that effect.

I had to point out that this was exactly the reason she couldn't go, and that it was her own government stopping her.

In all fairness the Cubans probably would have let her in. It's just the Cuban stamp in her US passport that would have made things all kinds of interesting next time she went home to visit her folks.
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