What are you drinking right now?

[Space Tycoon]

Hey Scotia!!

Keith's IPA builds character.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Alexander Keith's India Pale Ale. The manliest drink this side of nowhere. It bloats, gives headaches and watery shits yet I love the stuff.

It shouldn't be called Alexander Keith's IPA. It should be called Alexander Keith's PMS.

[Dalty]

Scotia's here, and he's drinking! Yay!!!!!!

[Scotia]

Yes, I am drinking. Well on the way to being drunk. I am off to Futureshop very shortly to purchase a 65 inch sharp television. It's astounding how quickly liquor can aid a person in the decision making process. I have been researching said tv for 21 days and just this afternoon everything became crystal. I had one though, why the fuck not?

[Scotia]

Hi spaceman. Hi goits. Hi dalty

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Howdy, Scotia.

I support the acquiring of the TV. You might want to consider taking public transportation or having someone else drive you to the store, though.

[Scotia]

Too right. It's the bus for me. Just don't know if I can carry it home with out getting robbed.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Take your shirt off, tuck it into your pants from the back so that it looks like a tail escaping, and hug the TV to your chest. I don't know why this is such an effective theft deterrent, but it is.

[Dalty]

If you buy a 65" TV I will get TV envy.

[Scotia]

I sobered up on the bus. Went to Burger King instead.

[neglet]

Even better than the ginger beer, OJ, and oat whiskey cocktail I made previously is the ginger beer, peach-mango, and oat whiskey cocktail I'm drinking now. Wheeeeeeeeee!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Damn. That does sound pretty good. I'd probably want to drink a little of the mixed drink and then switch to the individuals. I dig ginger beer.

[Dalty]

I sobered up on the bus. Went to Burger King instead.

Slacker! Follow it through man, follow it through!

[Scotia]

I need to get hammered again to get my balls up again. This time something with a lingering consequence. Hard liquor. I'm thinking a couple of pints of Segrams or Jack. Nothing fancy. If anything I'm a very cheap drunk. Wouldn't hurt if it coincided with a no-tax sale either. Fifteen percent is a real twat.

[neglet]

Damn. That does sound pretty good. I'd probably want to drink a little of the mixed drink and then switch to the individuals. I dig ginger beer.

The oat whiskey is damn good,straight, too. Super mellow, and made at a local distillery we toured a couple months ago.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

We toured the Stone Hill Winery some weeks ago. It was a free tour. They also had a free tasting at the end of the tour. We didn't try any of the wine, but we did try various sparkling juices. They were good.

[Dalty]

Off the booze and in bed early. Today is a rest day.

21 hours clean!