Your celebrity doppleganger

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Your celebrity doppleganger

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Not who you think you look like, but someone others have told you that you look like (at some point in your life). I'll go first.

Ellen Degeneres, circa 1998.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic, ca. 2005 and again ca. 2012.

Maybe it's the nose... but I don't see the resemblance, personally.
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I see it:

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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.
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Believe it or not, that's not 'Shopped. That's his real nose.
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I was once told I look like George Clooney, but Mum is registered blind and drinks a lot.
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My sister thinks I seriously look like Russell Crowe. God bless her well-meaning, liberal Canadian heart.

I get Kevin Spacey every so often. Which is fitting, since my first name is Kevin, and well, you know....

Personally, I did a second take the first time I saw Edward Norton. Reminds me a lot of myself, only leaner.
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All three of the guys you mentioned have a similar look, so my guess is that your face rests somewhere in between.

I usually just get compared to fat actors. Sometimes I am told I look like X actor, but fatter.
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Most often, Dana Delaney. When she was younger, Carol Burnett. Recently, someone told me I reminded them of Anne Hathaway, which I totally do not get.
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I have been told many times by various people that I look like Jack Black. These people never become my friend.
My love of Lucha Libre culture and proclivity towards dressing as a Luchador has also gotten me involved in horrible discussions concerning me, Jack Black, and "Nacho Libre." Depending on my mood I usually just chuckle and walk away, but in a fashion to deter further discussion of the matter.

Once I was also told that I resemble Leo DiCaprio. Leo deserves better.
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I look like Jason Statham after he has eaten aaaaaaaall the pies, and smoked aaaaaaaaaall the weed, but not got enough sleep for at least a month. And possibly after a really, really, really tough couple of years.

OK, maybe we are just both bald and shorter than people think.
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We've already determined that you look like ShelleyDevoto-era Howard Devoto.
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Have we? Did I miss that meeting?
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I don't know, but it missed you.
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It's to be expected. You miss me.
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I'm constantly told that I look like Molly Ringwald. But then, most people seem to think that all redheads look alike.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:We've already determined that you look like ShelleyDevoto-era Howard Devoto.
And Mr. Peanut, presuming he counts as a celebrity.
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I am a female Bruce McCulloch.







In reality, only one person has ever told me I looked like a celebrity (German department's ex-chair's ex-wife, seven years ago), and she was drunk, and way off the mark, because I am realistic about what I look like and I know that I do not look like a "makeup-free Scarlett Johansson."
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I don't know, I can kind of see it.
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Re: Your celebrity doppleganger

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Jubbers wrote:I am a female Bruce McCulloch.
That's spooky. I look like a female Bruce Willis!
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