Vacation Time Motherhubbards!

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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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They don't just yank it. They rip it off.

Singapore's famous for ripoffs. Or is it knockoffs?
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Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:During, it's a chain based transaction.
That's the best slavery-related joke I've heard all year!
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That's racist! I want reparations!!!!
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Sitting at the departure gate now. Off to board in a few mins. Have fun without me kids!!!
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I wish I could have fun without me kid.
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Yar.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:I wish I could have fun without me kid.
But she's so darn fun, it's impossible to have fun without her!
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If fun was a sock with a hole in it, she would darn that sock.
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13 hr flight. All the big/good in flight movies - Thor 2, Gravity, Hanks vs Pirates etc etc- were all films I didn't want to waste on a 17inch seat back TV.

So I got slightly pissed on Singapore Slings and slept thru most of it! It's the only way to travel!
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You'd think both Gravity and Hanks vs. Pirates would increase passenger anxiety.
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If Somali pirates manage to do anything armed with speedboats and a ladder to a Singapore Airlines A380 at 35,000 feet then I will be impressed.
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Prepare to be impressed.
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I got here OK. They might have shouted really angrily at the plane.
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Western Devil!
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In Eastern aircraft!
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Stage two begins. Chain still firmly attached.
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There's no ball on the end of the chain, though, so you can get into some real trouble if you choose to.
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No trouble yet. But epic, EPIC mischief. I am in a little pain this morning due to the epicness of last nights mischief.
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Is your ding-dong in pain?
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I am pretty sure a witch died.
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Which witch?
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Fake Strider? Where are you??
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He decided to post in another thread to spite you.
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Cruelty, or pity?
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Pity. He's all out of cruelty.

(There. I answered before he could.)
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