Vacation Time Motherhubbards!

[Dalty]

Last full day in Saigon. Back to Singapore tomorrow.

There are stories. Oh, there are stories!!!

[Dalty]

Flight home tomorrow. Boooooooo!

[Dalty]

At the airport after 2hrs sleep and a massive last night out in a Singapore. Not feeling too great right now.

Why does the entire world taste of gin??

[Dalty]

Yes, I am afraid so......

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Someone on a pr0n site mentioned a "soapy massage." I was unfamiliar with it, so I did some looking around. This came up while I was looking:

http://www.livingthai.org/the-real-cost ... eethookers

I guess the site's fairly safe for work. It talks about sex, but I don't think there's anything explicit on it.

Anyway, the site gives the (potentially unconscious) impression that every single female in Thailand is a prostitute.

[Dalty]

I have never been to Thailand. I am not going to Thailand this time either.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Don't be a pussy, Dalty. Go to Thailand.

[Dalty]

I don't even like ping pong!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

They also have kickboxing there. I know, because I've seen the Van Damme movie.

[Dalty]

Nat Su Kow, Nat Su Kow, Nat Su Kow !

[Dalty]

I might be able to win if it's Kitten Boxing instead.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Kick the tree.

[Dalty]

Don't know, never been attacked by tree.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Winner: palm tree.

[Dalty]

I have, however, painted a fence.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

You mean like this?

This was a new term for me.

[Dalty]

Yes. Just like that.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

You should be ashamed.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Not about this, necessarily. Just in general.

[Dalty]

I generally am.

[Dalty]

3 days to go until another small trip. And upgraded to business class! Woop woop!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

How long does the small trip last?

[Dalty]

1 week.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Damn. That's a nice stretch.

What's the plan? Are you doing a solo thing, or are you traveling over/meeting up with friends?

[Dalty]

Travelling over and re-meeting a friend.

Then planning on doing very little but sit on a beach and demolish a few books.