It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Here's some video.

[Dalty]

Sometimes the rootin' tootin' Jesus-ification of Easter is too much for a good ol' boy to handle. He was strokin' that there gun and getting all romantic like with the feelin' of the Lord flowin' through him and he felt strong and righteous. He just popped off a little early.

The Lord spoke to him. And the Lord said "BANG"

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

That's a big "bang."

BIG . . . BANG.

BIG BANG!

[Dalty]

Big badaboom?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It's pretty hard to tell from the video exactly what's going on--even when slowing it down.

Here's an article about it. It seemed to have less of an agenda than other articles I read. It keeps on talking about the Gaver Family like I'm supposed to know somethin' 'bout 'em. I don't.

Other articles mention that it's some kind of Christian music group. I figured this meant I could find some of their music on YouTube, but I had no luck. I also didn't have any luck finding a website or article about them when doing a custom range search (I went with January 2012 to February 2015), but I put minimal effort in looking. I didn't look past the first page of results, even. Whatever the case, I'm questioning whether or not they're even part of a band--Christian or no.

[Dalty]

Well at least they weren't black this time. That would have been awkward!

[Space Tycoon]

Christian rock end times band. This is it, the apocalypse... oh-whoa-oh: http://www.thespec.com/news-story/55339 ... t-walmart/

I was reading an article about ISIS stressing their own end-times eschatology. See, maybe that's what IS needs to do to improve their image-- start a music group.

[Space Tycoon]

He just popped off a little early.

Well, it happens to us all. Doesn't it?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Christian rock end times band.

Supposedly. Why can't I find any of their music or tour dates or anything like that on-line, though?

The answer to this, again, is probably that I didn't look very hard at all. I usually don't have to, though. Even tiny bands friends have played in have shown up with a minimum of searching, along with YouTube links with 38 views, MySpace music pages, and play dates at dive bars.

[Dalty]

I don't think they are going to be touring for a while.

[Space Tycoon]

Well, they specifically avoid venues where alcohol or fornication are happening, so, that would tend to cancel out most of yer high-payin' gigs.

What they should have done is get in good with the chief of Po-lice, like these guys:

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Yoakam's pretty good in Sling Blade. I'd say he was over-the-top if I hadn't grown up around guys just like him.

[Space Tycoon]

I love that movie. I thought he was great.

[Space Tycoon]

Oh, and my mistake: The Gravers avoid venues where illegal drugs are being used. I suppose the legal ones are okay, such as the one I'm addicted to.

[Dalty]

All this over somebody being shoved in Walmart. Just seems so frickin' crazy.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Georgia Man Wounds Mother-in-Law after Bullet Ricochets off Armadillo

[Dalty]

I knew you could never trust those little armoured fuckers!

[Dalty]

Erm.......

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest- ... -their-DOG

[Space Tycoon]

The Daily Star is awesome.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

The star, in this case, was the dog's asshole.

Though I guess it probably looked more like an asterisk than a star.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

[Dalty]

Which book is that from?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Have a look at the wording in the following article, and then have a look at the comments:

http://conservativepost.com/video-musli ... -business/

[Dalty]

That ghost won't let me see any comments.