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It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Can I Google Annette Funicello from work??
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I hear you could google her anyplace you liked...
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Can I Google her right in the kisser?
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
You'll need to make a trip out to Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
With a spade? Kinky.
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You racist motherfucker.
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Well, this thread got dark pretty rapidly.
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Dark! And Goiter called ME the racist???Space Tycoon wrote:Well, this thread got dark pretty rapidly.
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There goes the neighbourhood!
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I haven't moved in yet.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Shit, I didn't even know they were on to me!
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Don't sell yourself short, man. You're more than OK.
(The above wasn't intended as a bait for a joke about your height. I wash my hands of any height-based jokes at your expense.)
(The above wasn't intended as a bait for a joke about your height. I wash my hands of any height-based jokes at your expense.)
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I usually come in under the radar.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Somewhere under the radar, Dalty tries.
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Finally, we have some Missouri news:
Family Asks for Memorial Donations to NRA after Son Is Killed by "Unloaded" Gun
This happened about thirty miles south of our new apartment.
Family Asks for Memorial Donations to NRA after Son Is Killed by "Unloaded" Gun
This happened about thirty miles south of our new apartment.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
This Daily Mail link has some more photos.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
What a handsome couple. The fact that the world will be robbed of their offspring is a tragedy.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Here's a fucked-up tale from Texas:
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/07/showbiz/j ... ?hpt=hp_t4
This one's actually kind of upbeat, despite the tragedy.
http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/07/showbiz/j ... ?hpt=hp_t4
This one's actually kind of upbeat, despite the tragedy.
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Florida Man Who Threw Three-Month-Old Baby from Window of Moving Car Gets Life Sentence
It happened on the Interstate. The baby died.
It happened on the Interstate. The baby died.
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Florida Grandmother Stabs Grandson to Death after Telling Him "I Have a Surprise for You"
The Facebook image that linked to this news story was filled with comments about John's Revelation and the clear signs of Christ's return.
Goddamn, Florida.Deputies tracked [Martha White] down at a nearby park. According to arrest affidavit, White was found covered in blood and had a bottle of wine and some xanax with her. . . . The older brother told detectives White took Mason into the bathroom and closed the door. He says he heard his brother screaming "Don't kill me Grandma!" but when he tried to open the door, it was locked.
The Facebook image that linked to this news story was filled with comments about John's Revelation and the clear signs of Christ's return.
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