It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Here's some video.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Sometimes the rootin' tootin' Jesus-ification of Easter is too much for a good ol' boy to handle. He was strokin' that there gun and getting all romantic like with the feelin' of the Lord flowin' through him and he felt strong and righteous. He just popped off a little early.
The Lord spoke to him. And the Lord said "BANG"
The Lord spoke to him. And the Lord said "BANG"
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
That's a big "bang."
BIG . . . BANG.
BIG BANG!
BIG . . . BANG.
BIG BANG!
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Big badaboom?
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
It's pretty hard to tell from the video exactly what's going on--even when slowing it down.
Here's an article about it. It seemed to have less of an agenda than other articles I read. It keeps on talking about the Gaver Family like I'm supposed to know somethin' 'bout 'em. I don't.
Other articles mention that it's some kind of Christian music group. I figured this meant I could find some of their music on YouTube, but I had no luck. I also didn't have any luck finding a website or article about them when doing a custom range search (I went with January 2012 to February 2015), but I put minimal effort in looking. I didn't look past the first page of results, even. Whatever the case, I'm questioning whether or not they're even part of a band--Christian or no.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Well at least they weren't black this time. That would have been awkward!
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Christian rock end times band. This is it, the apocalypse... oh-whoa-oh: http://www.thespec.com/news-story/55339 ... t-walmart/
I was reading an article about ISIS stressing their own end-times eschatology. See, maybe that's what IS needs to do to improve their image-- start a music group.
I was reading an article about ISIS stressing their own end-times eschatology. See, maybe that's what IS needs to do to improve their image-- start a music group.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Well, it happens to us all. Doesn't it?Dalty wrote:He just popped off a little early.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Supposedly. Why can't I find any of their music or tour dates or anything like that on-line, though?Space Tycoon wrote:Christian rock end times band.
The answer to this, again, is probably that I didn't look very hard at all. I usually don't have to, though. Even tiny bands friends have played in have shown up with a minimum of searching, along with YouTube links with 38 views, MySpace music pages, and play dates at dive bars.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I don't think they are going to be touring for a while.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Well, they specifically avoid venues where alcohol or fornication are happening, so, that would tend to cancel out most of yer high-payin' gigs.
What they should have done is get in good with the chief of Po-lice, like these guys:
What they should have done is get in good with the chief of Po-lice, like these guys:
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Yoakam's pretty good in Sling Blade. I'd say he was over-the-top if I hadn't grown up around guys just like him.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I love that movie. I thought he was great.
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Oh, and my mistake: The Gravers avoid venues where illegal drugs are being used. I suppose the legal ones are okay, such as the one I'm addicted to.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
All this over somebody being shoved in Walmart. Just seems so frickin' crazy.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
I knew you could never trust those little armoured fuckers!
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
The Daily Star is awesome.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
The star, in this case, was the dog's asshole.
Though I guess it probably looked more like an asterisk than a star.
Though I guess it probably looked more like an asterisk than a star.
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Which book is that from?
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Have a look at the wording in the following article, and then have a look at the comments:
http://conservativepost.com/video-musli ... -business/
http://conservativepost.com/video-musli ... -business/
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
That ghost won't let me see any comments.