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Do Monster Trucks occupy the same bucket as wrestling?

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Female Monster Truck Enthusiast Gives Drunkest Interview Ever

Given that she's from Georgia, how do we know that this is not how she usually talks?

Dalty wrote:Do Monster Trucks occupy the same bucket as wrestling?

No. Monster Trucks occupy a worse bucket.

Mal Shot First wrote:Given that she's from Georgia, how do we know that this is not how she usually talks?

Because her accent doesn't sound even vaguely Kartvelian in the clip.

Dalty wrote:Do Monster Trucks occupy the same bucket as wrestling?

*glares*

Same-same.

Look at this fucked-up shit:

Family Accused of Conspiring to Kidnap 6-Year-Old Who Was ‘Too Nice to People’

And that's why you never try to teach your kids a lesson.

Can you kidnap your own child? If it's not a tug-of-love custody thing?

I'm betting you can be considered accessories to kidnapping. They got someone--a stranger to him--to kidnap him. If one of them had put on a disguise and kidnapped him, it might be a different matter. In that case, it would only be considered child abuse and sexual abuse.

Stranger danger!

Somebody alert the Paedo Finder General!!

Coffee Mug Thrown in Anger Misses Wife, Kills Son

Parking Spat Linked to North Carolina Killing of Three Muslim Students

Do Doctors not take the Hippocratic Oath over there?

[Obligatory Hypocritic Oath Joke]

I don't know any.

A simple "Do as I say, not as I do(ctor)!" would have sufficed.

I don't get it, in the context of the Hippocratic oath.

Neither do I.

Let's ask Jubboiter. She'll know what to do.

She's croupy. She'll just cough.

It will be a cough of wisdom.

Bet they had the desired effect for the consumer though! Where do I get me some???

Our American meth isn't like your clean and fancy European meth.

You don't want to try it, Dalty. NOT EVEN ONCE!