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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 25th, 2014, 10:26 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 28th, 2014, 7:10 pm
by Space Tycoon
The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Nude Beach Blow Job
Sounds like an X-Rated Annette Funicello movie.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 29th, 2014, 1:07 am
by Dalty
Can I Google Annette Funicello from work??

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 29th, 2014, 4:20 am
by Space Tycoon
I hear you could google her anyplace you liked...

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 29th, 2014, 12:04 pm
by Dalty
Can I Google her right in the kisser?

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 29th, 2014, 3:58 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You'll need to make a trip out to Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 30th, 2014, 11:59 am
by Dalty
With a spade? Kinky.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 30th, 2014, 4:42 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
You racist motherfucker.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 30th, 2014, 6:49 pm
by Space Tycoon
Well, this thread got dark pretty rapidly.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 30th, 2014, 9:01 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 31st, 2014, 2:58 am
by Dalty
Space Tycoon wrote:Well, this thread got dark pretty rapidly.
Dark! And Goiter called ME the racist???

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: July 31st, 2014, 6:47 pm
by Space Tycoon
There goes the neighbourhood!

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 1st, 2014, 4:40 am
by Dalty
I haven't moved in yet.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2014, 10:21 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2014, 12:26 pm
by Dalty
Shit, I didn't even know they were on to me!

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2014, 12:35 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Don't sell yourself short, man. You're more than OK.

(The above wasn't intended as a bait for a joke about your height. I wash my hands of any height-based jokes at your expense.)

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2014, 12:51 pm
by Dalty
I usually come in under the radar.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 4th, 2014, 1:02 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Somewhere under the radar, Dalty tries.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 7th, 2014, 4:23 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Finally, we have some Missouri news:

Family Asks for Memorial Donations to NRA after Son Is Killed by "Unloaded" Gun

This happened about thirty miles south of our new apartment.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 7th, 2014, 4:25 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
This Daily Mail link has some more photos.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 12:56 am
by Dalty
What a handsome couple. The fact that the world will be robbed of their offspring is a tragedy.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 8th, 2014, 7:30 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Here's a fucked-up tale from Texas:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/07/showbiz/j ... ?hpt=hp_t4

This one's actually kind of upbeat, despite the tragedy.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 10th, 2014, 11:51 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 12th, 2014, 4:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Florida Grandmother Stabs Grandson to Death after Telling Him "I Have a Surprise for You"
Deputies tracked [Martha White] down at a nearby park. According to arrest affidavit, White was found covered in blood and had a bottle of wine and some xanax with her. . . . The older brother told detectives White took Mason into the bathroom and closed the door. He says he heard his brother screaming "Don't kill me Grandma!" but when he tried to open the door, it was locked.
Goddamn, Florida.

The Facebook image that linked to this news story was filled with comments about John's Revelation and the clear signs of Christ's return.

Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!

Posted: August 25th, 2014, 8:28 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God