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Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 25th, 2014, 2:41 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Texas Cops Mistakenly Pull Over, Arrest Woman with Four Small Children Inside Car
New York Daily News wrote: The officers were searching for a beige or tan Toyota with four black males after authorities were alerted a gun was pointed out of the window. Police pulled over a burgundy red Nissan Maxima driven by Kametra Barbour's on Aug. 9 that was spotted in the same area as the other car, the station reported.
I'm sure there's more to the story, but "burgundy red Nissan Maxima" doesn't seem to match the "beige or tan Toyota" description. On the other hand, I suppose there *were* a bunch of black people in the car. If you can't match one description, match another.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 27th, 2014, 12:33 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: August 27th, 2014, 12:36 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Goddamn, Florida.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: September 25th, 2014, 6:57 pm
by neglet
Sometimes you just have to click through...
http://www.freep.com/story/news/local/m ... /16224167/
Although it seems the turtles originated from Alabama...
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 21st, 2014, 3:36 pm
by Mal Shot First
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 22nd, 2014, 4:44 am
by Dalty
University 'Fight Song' ??
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 22nd, 2014, 7:48 am
by Mal Shot First
You should be familiar with these from soccer. It's what the spectators sing to cheer on their team. It's like a team anthem.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 22nd, 2014, 1:01 pm
by Dalty
They are just shit crowds sing, chants etc. Never called a "Fight Song" or so enshrined.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 22nd, 2014, 4:11 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The university "flight" song, on the other hand, was the song a lot of white Alabamians sang after George Wallace's Stand in the Schoolhouse Door.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 7:19 am
by Dalty
Didn't George Wallace have trouble standing anywhere?
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 10:22 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Before the shooting, he was--horror of horrors--bipedal.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 11:34 am
by Dalty
Bipedal? Then he wouldn't approve of his own marriage!
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 12:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
He no longer approves or disapproves of anything.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 12:25 pm
by Dalty
Or sits or stands?
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 2:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
He doesn't even lie, since he's dust.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 3:40 pm
by Space Tycoon
I never had any interest whatsoever in joining a frat.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 23rd, 2014, 3:54 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
My father was in a frat. Now he's in a vat.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 24th, 2014, 12:31 pm
by Dalty
George Wallace wouldn't stand for that.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: November 24th, 2014, 2:44 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: January 7th, 2015, 11:05 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
VIDEO
Here 's the video I really wanted to link to (it's the only one where she mentions being naked during the break-in), but I was unable to get a good embed link for it. Here's the closest I can get to it:
I don't like that you have to scroll down to it. It's unclean. Like most of the Deep South.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: January 18th, 2015, 9:02 am
by Mal Shot First
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: January 18th, 2015, 9:21 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Leaving the gas off during wintertime seems inhumane, but turning it back on seems insensitive. What to do?
It's a catch-twenty-seconds-of-sleep-and-wake-up-terrified sort of situation.
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Rikola-Gunnar Luettgenau, who is deputy director of the Buchenwald memorial, told DPA news agency that what the city is proposing is a "bad solution."
I'm eager to hear their final solution.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: January 18th, 2015, 11:35 am
by Dalty
This is the first ever recorded example of a German joke.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: January 18th, 2015, 11:38 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The Germans are not above taking seventy years to set up a joke.
Re: It's Not Alabama This Time, Ladies and Gentlemen!
Posted: January 18th, 2015, 11:39 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
The comment I was going to post before I opted for the above was "You're not counting Lou Bega?"