Current Mixed Feelings
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- Adam54
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
God, I WISH. I've had a crush on her for four years now.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
I'm gonna quit my job tommorrow. That is, I'll give my 2 weeks notice in a mature, distinguished, drama-free way.
Unlike my predecessor, who just walked out one day and didna come back.
God, that man had some balls.
Unlike my predecessor, who just walked out one day and didna come back.
God, that man had some balls.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
How long have you been there? Do you have another job lined up?
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
5 years.
Nope.
Nope.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Good luck to ya, Spacey.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Thanks, I'm gonna need it.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Well, my mother is upset with my decision.
One must not upset Mother. Mother will be very cross.
One must not upset Mother. Mother will be very cross.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
For Goiter, it's "One must not upset Grandmother."
- Adam54
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Gonna write an "I Quit" email to Whole Foods today. Bittersweet.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
I have it on good authority that said mother wouldn't harm a fly.Space Tycoon wrote:One must not upset Mother. Mother will be very cross.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
The landlord is a she?
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Apparently so.
It didn't matter to me one way or another. I didn't want to presume that it would matter to Adam.
It didn't matter to me one way or another. I didn't want to presume that it would matter to Adam.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Oh, it will!
- Adam54
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
The landlord is indeed a "she."
A married with children she, mind you, but a helluva she to think about on those lonely nights all the same.
A married with children she, mind you, but a helluva she to think about on those lonely nights all the same.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Does she share any names with famous basketball players?
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
She's called Kobe?
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Adam wants to give her his beef.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Wagyu?
- Adam54
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
That was groan worthy even by your usual standards, Goits.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Adam wants to give her his beef.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
And to answer the question, I don't yet know her last name, but the first name isn't shared with any athletes, to my knowledge.
At least under the female spelling which she uses.
At least under the female spelling which she uses.
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Teri? Erin? Jeri? Andi?
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
John: No way! That's awesome! We should fuckin' double date or something, you, me and Lori and w-what's her name?
Ted: White trash name. Guess.
John: Mandy.
Ted: Nope.
John: Marilyn.
Ted: Nope.
John: Brittany?
Ted: Nope.
John: Tiffany.
Ted: Nope.
John: Candace.
Ted: Nope.
John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?
Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Ted: *Yes*.
John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
[Ted laughs]
John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
Ted: Tami-Lynn.
John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!
Ted: White trash name. Guess.
John: Mandy.
Ted: Nope.
John: Marilyn.
Ted: Nope.
John: Brittany?
Ted: Nope.
John: Tiffany.
Ted: Nope.
John: Candace.
Ted: Nope.
John: Don't fuck with me on this! I know this shit!
Ted: Do you see me fuckin' with you? I'm completely serious.
John: Alright, speed round. I'm gonna rattle off some names, and when I hit it, you fuckin' buzz it, okay? You got me?
Ted: You do it. I will tell you. Yeah.
John: Alright: Brandy, Heather, Channing, Brianna, Amber, Serena, Melody, Dakota, Sierra, Bambi, Crystal, Samantha, Autumn, Ruby, Taylor, Tara, Tammy, Lauren, Charlene, Chantelle, Courtney, Misty, Jenny, Krista, Mindy, Noel, Shelby, Trina, Reba, Cassandra, Nikki, Kelsey, Shawna, Jolene, Urleen, Claudia, Savannah, Casey, Dolly, Kendra, Kylie, Chloe, Devon, Emmalou, fuckin' *Becky*?
Ted: No.
John: Wait; was it any of those names with a "Lynn" after it?
Ted: *Yes*.
John: Oh, I got you, motherfucker! I got you!
[Ted laughs]
John: Okay. Brandi-Lynn, Heather-Lynn...
Ted: Tami-Lynn.
John: [Exasperated] *Fuck*!
- Adam54
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
Yes.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Teri? Erin? Jeri? Andi?
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
I have beheld the landlord.
- Adam54
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Re: Current Mixed Feelings
And some day, I shall also beheld her.