Current Mixed Feelings

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Space Tycoon wrote: May 10th, 2018, 8:22 pm Two of my favourite humans, Grimes and Elon Musk, are now apparently dating. I don't know how to deal with this information.

On the one hand, good for them. He wants to explore outer space, she is probably from there. On the other hand, I like to think that in a parallel universe, I'm the one building space rockets and electric vehicles and dating popstars, while Musk is doing whatever it is that I do.

I almost feel like I'm jealous, but for which one? Both? This is a confusing time for me.
It's okay, Spacey - Avril Lavigne is single again.
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It just wouldn't be the same. :cry:
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I take Spacey's comment to mean that Lavigne's older male fans are grossed out by her now that she's no longer a teen.
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Lavigne has outlived Bruce Lee, Keith Moon, Karen Carpenter, John Belushi, and John Bonham. Chris Farley's just around the corner.
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Not really an Avril guy, youthful or milf-ish. She never turned my crank.
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I'm more of a Décembre guy, myself.
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Something something March of time, something something August years.
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