Middle class problems!

[Dalty]

I buy sushi for dinner, and when I get home I find out I am out of wasabi.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

If you have frozen peas, Colman's Mustard, and a food processor, you can make do.

[Quasar]

Or a fresh, hot turd.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It doesn't even really need to be hot. Or fresh.

[Adam54]

It doesn't even really need to be hot. Or fresh.

This was your 2000th post. I find it highly appropriate for the occasion.

[Dalty]

The heated seats in my 4x4 are just too hot.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

This was your 2000th post. I find it highly appropriate for the occasion.

You, Mal, and Quasar are all pretty close to 500 posts. I don't think we've created a 500 Club yet, but we might as well.

[Space Tycoon]

My local pub did their last call at 1:00 am tonight instead of 1:45 am, as I had expected.

This simply will not do.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

This is why you should always bring an empty gallon jug and a couple extra hundreds with you whenever you go to the pub. When last call happens early, you hand them the jugs, grease their palms, and fake-call a taxi while you wait.

[Space Tycoon]

I never thought of that before.

[Dalty]

I left a note for my new, attractive Eastern European cleaner to help herself to anything in the fridge and she helped herself to the organic smoothie I was planning on having when I got home from the office.

[Mal Shot First]

Should have been more specific, motherfunster! You ought to know by now that Eastern Europeans simply take what's not clearly labeled as off limits.

And sometimes they even take those things.

[Quasar]

Next time leave a note to help herself to anything in your pants.


I bet she'll just take the money she finds there.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

It's in a roll around his ding-dong.

[Dalty]

How dare you! I have much more money than that!!

[Dalty]

Really Mal? I always thought Eastern Europeans are massively hard working and, in quite a lot of cases, smoking hot! Hence my recent hire.

[Mal Shot First]

I was talkin' 'bout Putin.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Shut your mouth!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Mal knows all about Eastern Europeans.

[Dalty]

Putin is clearly playing games (and winning whilst we faff about). However there is a point about a democratically elected leader being deposed and then the US and EU cosying up to the new leaders that has probably set off that Ruskie self-preservation at all costs reaction.

[Space Tycoon]

Not to mention 20 years of relentlessly (and needlessly) pushing NATO membership right up to Russia's front porch, by the Western powers.

[Dalty]

Whilst at the same time demonstrating clearly re: Georgia that, when push came to shove, we'd do fuck all !

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Not true. Sherman went in and burned it all down.

[Dalty]

Was there a midnight train also involved?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

The train's first stop was Houston.