What Will They Patent Next?

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What Will They Patent Next?

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I discovered this through German news (http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/amaz ... 68464.html). Amazon has basically just patented photographing something in front of a seamless white background:

http://www.diyphotography.net/can-close ... ess-white/ - YOU CAN CLOSE THE STUDIO, AMAZON PATENTS PHOTOGRAPHING ON SEAMLESS WHITE

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http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014 ... ch-patent/ - Amazon’s latest patent is sillier than the peanut butter sandwich patent - Groundbreaking process includes angled lights, elevated platform, white backdrop.

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In other news, it looks like Apple is buying BEATS headphones.
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Re: What Will They Patent Next?

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I own the rights to breathing. Each time you all breath, you have to pay me $1. Fact!
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