Huffy Flounce

I'm sorry, that was a weak post. I just wanted to contribute something.

I understand. I've built a large back catalogue of weak posts out of just wanting to contribute something.

I'd just call it a catalogue.

If brevity's what you're going for, "catalog" might also work.

I just wanted to remind everybody that I have a large back.

Not that a reminder is necessary. It's pretty well established by my large back catalogue of weak posts.

My large back is, itself, pretty weak. I screwed it up earlier in the week while trying to combat my morbid obesity.

That was polish paintstripper!

And are you still allowed to call Molson beer?

Get your story straight, Dalty. Was it polish, or was it paint stripper?

Both, just don't polish anything painted and you are peachy.

Fake Strider thought about commenting, but I convinced him to take the day off.

Maybe it was a painted Polish stripper.

What paint would you recommend for a Polish stripper? I'd recommend that she be left Behr.

Dalty would want her covered in gold paint, no doubt. He'd go a long way to see that, I bet. How far? Eaton, surely.

He'd allow a small square to be left unpainted. Just as a precaution.

Ha! I work for Behr's biggest competitor.

Bodypaint is seriously sexy, in my opinion. I've added it to my growing list of weird, yet mostly harmless fetishes.

The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Dalty would want her covered in gold paint, no doubt. He'd go a long way to see that, I bet. How far? Eaton, surely. He'd allow a small square to be left unpainted. Just as a precaution.

I worked pretty hard on this post, and Dalty never even acknowledged it.

Well, I sort of did.

Sort of.

And I appreciate it.

Sort of.

(More than "sort of," truth be told. Any acknowledgement will do.)

We must accept that which we are given.

That's my drive thru policy. I usually get ripped off, but sometimes I end up with someone else's order. That's always pretty exciting. Other people tend to get the pricier items, and they tend to get a greater quantity of food than I normally would.

In its own, not-very-much-like-Christmas way, it's like Christmas.

I have just seen it, and I approve of that post. I will go and watch Jane Bond vs Goldenrod on YouPorn by way of celebration.

Does it feature Shirley Eaton?

Peter North I think.

Cute name. He should stop with the clever and just call himself "Dick's Up."

I had a work college called Richard Excel.

He used to get most upset when I insisted on calling him Dick PowerPoint.

I figured you would have gone with "Dick XL."

That wouldn't have been as funny.

True. It would have been funnier.