Why do liquor stores put bottles in those brown paper bags?
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: December 27th, 2016, 9:00 pm
by neglet
So you can oh-so-discreetly sip with no one the wiser.
Or because that's what they use.
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 6:23 am
by Dalty
What is a "Jungle Jim" ??
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 8:57 am
by The Swollen Goiter of God
It was a character created to leech business away from the media giant that was Tarzan. They even managed to snag Johnny Weissmuller, a retired Tarzan, for a series of Jungle Jim pictures.
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 2:44 pm
by Dalty
Why would children play with him?
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 3:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Because he had money, power, and one hell of a playground.
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 3:04 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
(Here's where Dalty may feel a powerful urge to make a Michael Jackson joke.)
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 3rd, 2017, 5:25 pm
by Dalty
That's ignorant!
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 5th, 2017, 7:46 pm
by Dalty
Which idiot decided to put such a big event that invariably involves beers and gatherings and other fun stuff on a Sunday? I mean, FFS America!!
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 5th, 2017, 10:29 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Puritans, man.
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 6th, 2017, 5:36 am
by Dalty
Lame!
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: February 6th, 2017, 5:37 am
by Dalty
Actually - has anyone considered the boost to the economy by shifting it to a Saturday?
In American kitchens do they not have cupboards? I ask this because every movie and TV show I see, even the poshest, most expensive kitchens have work tops strewn with gadgets and grinders and bowls and other kitchen accoutrements. Do they not have storage?
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: March 30th, 2017, 10:03 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
We have cupboards, but we tend to use the boards of our cupboards for the storage of cups.
Re: Teach Dalty American!
Posted: March 30th, 2017, 10:18 pm
by The Swollen Goiter of God
Here, for example, is a picture of one of the Jubboiter household's cupboard's guts: