Noteworthy Video Dump

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This one's also cute:

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And this one:

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Even the Ghost of Steve Jobs lets people watch Batman.

I hope Jakester has free wi-fi in heaven.

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I know this has become something of a mantra of ours, but goddamn do I miss Jakester.

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Yeah. So very much. I get really sad when I think about him. But then I think how he managed to become such a good friend over 000's of miles despite never having met and I feel kinda happy again.....

.....not happy.... but...... Dammit, you know what I mean!

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"I'm a happy chappy!"

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Goiter you sick, sick bastard. Where the fuck did you find that? It's horrific!

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I found it while on video safari. It was a few links down on a chain I began when I watched a video about a walrus's penis bone.

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It made me gag and I had to turn it off.

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I saw pr0n that also did that once. It also had to be turned off.

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Hey, at least it wasn't a thrombosed hemorrhoid that needed to be expressed.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

There are plenty of videos of owners expressing their dogs' anal glands. Am happy to share.

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The Internet is a good thing..... right?

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You should check out the comments.

You should also check out the unedited version. The one above it is all chopped up. Here's the original:



Someone in the comment section for the first Nixon video I posted said that it was edited to make him look bad. To be honest, I think he comes of worse in the longer version.

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Here's the next seventy-fifth-anniversary-honoring short:



It was written by Darwyn Cooke. It's also mostly fluff.

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I don't know how I missed this when it came out.



It's pretty funny, even if you haven't seen the show.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Will it spoil any murders or big events for me?

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No, I'm pretty sure they're aware of the fact that people are sensitive to spoilers. I guess they do spoil that Joffrey is unpopular.

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Well now you just spoiled that for Goits!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

This meme already spoiled it for me:

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Jesus, I never even realised!!!

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This is why we'll never have world peace.