Noteworthy Video Dump

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I saw a version of this on Facebook:



I don't find the video itself funny. It feels too staged for me to be all that amused by it (well, I guess there's something pretty amusing about going to the trouble to stage it), but I was amused by Facebook user William Stanislav Orendorff's comment on the video:

"In Soviet Russia, fish catches you."

[Dalty]

Jeebus!!!!!!

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This guy is a colossal douche:



Did I mention that the guy was a colossal douche? I did? Good.

It's looking unlikely at this point that Jubboiter will be engaging in team sports with the normies. Maybe I'm cool with that.

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Quite right. Just like Clark Kent, it is important she keeps her real power hidden.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

This awful bullshit is insulting:



It's bad enough that the minister's doing a tired and hacky differences-between-men-and-women routine. He makes it worse by saying that his obviously fake stats are "all public library stuff." He then follows that up by saying the reason men and women are different is that God made the woman the man's "opposite." He says they were made to complete one another. His religious message, however, is compromised by his claiming outright lies are "all public library stuff." If he's lying about that, how can we trust that he's being truthful about the divinely orchestrated relationship of the female to the male?

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He still believes in a magic being in the sky. On that basis.......

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(I added a second video.)

[Mal Shot First]

The video below contains no spoilers, for those of you who care.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

No spoilers? Some kid got pushed out a window!

I guess maybe a dragon coulda swooped in and caught the kid or something.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I just found out about this:



It was impressive enough on its own, but it turns out he pretty much keeps time with Eminem:

[Mal Shot First]

No spoilers? Some kid got pushed out a window!

I guess maybe a dragon coulda swooped in and caught the kid or something.

That's in the first episode, so not much of a spoiler.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Oh, great! Now I know which episode it's in!

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That's actually how Game of Thrones starts over here! True story!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

This is fantastic:

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This one was new to me:

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That was a thing of goddam beauty! When an organisation hounds you for prompt payment yet when it owes you money they take forever. Or opens some kind of service for you based on just a phone call but to then cease that service you have to put something in writing, submit two forms of ID and wait 28 days. I have always wondered how it would look when the little guy hits back.

[Mal Shot First]

I've been following this guy for some time, and I just love his videos.





What I like about his output is that he walks a fine line between irony and sincerity, fully committing to creating entries in musical genres that seem totally made up. Sometimes, I have trouble telling how much of the stuff he presents is actually made up. Apparently, I'm not the only one, as the video below demonstrates.

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Proto-Farm and Bass:

[Space Tycoon]

Kind of a low-budget Tony Stark:

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[Jubbers]

These same guys forged Ryuko's Scissor Blade out of actual scissors.