Updates to Logging in at Corona

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Nike!

[Dalty]

Can't. I have to return some videotapes.

Blockbuster has gone bankrupt and closed down here. Has it happened there too?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Yes. Same goes for Hollywood Video. Family Video's the last big name left.

[Dalty]

Curse you, Netflix!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

And Redbox. Redbox also deserves a cursing.

[Dalty]

I liked Blockbuster. Manager of the local store was a movie fan.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Sometimes, movie fans get jobs working at a video store. Sometimes, they don't get the job.

Then they have to worry about how they're going to be able to afford their health insurance, and they're left wondering what it was about them that made them not get the job. I mean, that first interview was fantastic. And the timed test? Why, they were told it was the highest score anybody'd made in ages. Ages! Was in that second interview? Was it because they were fat? Maybe the person who got the job was in better shape. I mean, what the fuck? Are they even employable anymore?

I'm speaking about a friend.

[Jubbers]

A friend whose wife doesn't often sleep on futons.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Yeah! That's the ticket!

[Dalty]

It might be when you, sorry, your friend, not only aced the test but corrected their mistakes on the form and occupied the other side of the sheet with a rambling missive on the adventures of a random equine.

That would usually do it.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

This friend doesn't care for horses. He's a Bears fan. He's writing an ongoing series about a magical bear named Orso. He was an Italian fascist during World War II. His archenemy was an ancient Roman bear fighting for the resistance. Her name? Major Ursa.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I can share some of my friends work with you, if you like.

[Dalty]

Please

[Dalty]

Don't

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

If you insist.

[Dalty]

Oh I do. I do insist.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

You insist that I do? Because I can.

[Dalty]

Still no Omicron.

[Dalty]

Makes me sad.

[Mal Shot First]

Did anyone actually tell him about this place?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I think it was done in a roundabout way.

[Dalty]

Breadcrumbs were laid.

[Adam54]

Glad something's getting laid today.

[Quasar]

Oops, the logging in function at Corona is broken again. Poor Omi!

[Dalty]

He is trapped in the rift!