The Anti-Wrestling Thread

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I figured there ought to be a companion thread. You know, for Dalty.

[Adam54]

You intergalactic hussy.

[Mal Shot First]

Is this going to be the heel to the other thread's face?

[Djack Zteelecock]

At first I thought you were going to use "heel" to mean the villain, as in this thread is the NWO of wrestling threads.

[Mal Shot First]

That is the way I used it.

Face vs. Heel

[Adam54]

Hey, if we're going to use the anti-wrestling thread in order to discussing wrestling lingo, I'm all for it.

[Dalty]

I don't "get it" enough to be truly anti. As evidenced in the other thread.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Quit kayfabing, Dalty.

[Dalty]

I ain't suspending nothing, especially my disbelief!!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

A belt man, eh?

[Dalty]

String.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Sting on a String:

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Sting on the Ropes:

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Sting with Belt:

[Adam54]

Stop marking out, Goiter.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I'm not marking. I'm smarking.

[Adam54]

I'm a smark, dammit. You're a mark, or at least a Sting mark. Perhaps a smark in general. I'll grant you your general smarkiness.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

I'm not a Sting mark. I think Sting's mid-nineties shtick and Crow getup is pretty embarrassing. Barely even knew of him before that, though YouTube has helped me fill in some gaps.

We had four channels growing up. TBS and TNT weren't among those channels. I had almost no WCW access until I was a college student in the late nineties, and even then I only watched the wrestling shows when I was hanging out with a friend who insisted on showing me the shows. (He insisted he was going to convert me into a fan. I humored him. He eventually joined a fraternity and forgot all about me.)

My stepbrother would buy WCW magazines on occasion in the mid-nineties, and I'd hear other folks talk about Nitro on Tuesday mornings in homeroom. I was an accidental eavesdropper and an unwilling retainer of all sorts of info back in those days.

[Adam54]

That sort of talk belongs in the Mixed Feelings About Wrestling Thread.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Feel free to create it if you want. I don't see myself creating another wrestling thread.

[Dalty]

I wish somebody would smack Sting of The Police over the head with a chair.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

His friends call him Gordon.













(No one calls him Gordon.)

[Adam54]

.

His friends call him Gordon.


(No one calls him Gordon.)

True. His friends actually call him Borden.

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Is it because he ax-murders music, joy, and various Dune scenes?

[Adam54]

A true Sting mark wouldn't have to ask me that question.