Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I shouldn't be forced to swear, weep a little and demand the help of a deity each time I pee.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Keep your eyes dry and do all the weeping from your ding-dong.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I took home pills with me from the hospital and took 1 whenever I thought I started to feel the metal staples in me. I thought they helped me.
Then a few months later I got a high ankle sprain, and I couldn't sleep at all from the pain, so I took a pill. Didn't do shit. I thought, hey, I'm a big guy, I should take 2. Nothing. I took 3, much to the protests of my friends. I actually felt some relief then during the day, but still had trouble sleeping. I finally settled on 4 pills per night so I could sleep. Needless to say, I went through my pills like gangbusters.
Then a few months later I got a high ankle sprain, and I couldn't sleep at all from the pain, so I took a pill. Didn't do shit. I thought, hey, I'm a big guy, I should take 2. Nothing. I took 3, much to the protests of my friends. I actually felt some relief then during the day, but still had trouble sleeping. I finally settled on 4 pills per night so I could sleep. Needless to say, I went through my pills like gangbusters.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I need stronger pain meds!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I am so freakin' bored with this now. It has gone beyond amusing anecdote to discuss at a future date, and is into seriously ranty story territory.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
But I thought you liked huffyflounce.com!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I do. I was referring to my current predicament.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I know you know. I am in pain. My mood is not great.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I prescribe drinking litres and litres of water.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I'm also in pain. Out of solidarity, natch.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I am soooooo high right now on a heady combination of industrial pain killers and something called lactulose.
Weeeeeeee!
Weeeeeeee!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Jeeeeeeesus
Now I know how a bear feels after hibernating!!
Now I know how a bear feels after hibernating!!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
And I believe you meant "Jeeeeeeesús."
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
There is an obvious Kanye joke here too! But I won't make it.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Emergency re-admission due to complications. Back in hospital.
Sucks.
Sucks.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
That sucks. Get better soon, Dalty.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Hope things get sorted. Be well.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Strength and honour, BBB. I'll make up for whatever drinking you can't do presently.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Cheers guys. Currently got so many tubes in me, I look like a white boy version of The Borg.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
How many tubes? Might one go so far as to say it's a series of tubes?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
You could refer to this as a series, yes.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
So, just to be clear:
It's a series of tubes, and it's not a big truck. RIght?
It's a series of tubes, and it's not a big truck. RIght?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Or even a big train. No.