Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
- The Swollen Goiter of God
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I hope Dalty remembers to wear a fresh, clean pair of tights when he goes to the hospital.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Holy shit, I just met my hot black nurse!!
Shame the only time she is going to be looking at my junk, I will be unconscious!
Shame the only time she is going to be looking at my junk, I will be unconscious!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Alas Spacey, they neither dress like in that pic, or like that stripper we got you for your birthday.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I am currently rocking a rather fetching medical gown and some paper underpants. Nice.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Why not just say "paper pants"? Am I rubbing off on you, or do you just feel compelled, now, to be extra specific?
I used the word "fetching" in my grandfather's presence once. He kept hearing "fetchy." Once I clarified that it was "fetching" (I actually had to spell the word out for him), he told me he'd never heard the word and accused me of making it up. He then spent the rest of the day mocking me by pointing at things and calling them "fetchy."
Goddamn, that man was an asshole.
I used the word "fetching" in my grandfather's presence once. He kept hearing "fetchy." Once I clarified that it was "fetching" (I actually had to spell the word out for him), he told me he'd never heard the word and accused me of making it up. He then spent the rest of the day mocking me by pointing at things and calling them "fetchy."
Goddamn, that man was an asshole.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Then why do I love him so?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
It probably has something to do with ding-dongs and butts.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
That's disturbing.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
The man was, after all, an asshole.
Now he's dead.
Now he's dead.
- Dalty
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Just woken up from the anaesthetic. Spaced out. Feel like I am flying. Morphine is fun.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Well, this completely explains the Facebook message I got from Dalty this morning. Heh.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Did he mention his ding-dong?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Makes me itchy.Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Morphine is fun.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
In a roundabout way, yes. Yes he did.The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Did he mention his ding-dong?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Ok. Morphine still go. There have been some complications.
Looks like another nights stay for me.
Looks like another nights stay for me.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
That's a bummer. Or a peeholer. Or something.
On the other hand, more morphine!
On the other hand, more morphine!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Morphine is my friend. Hot black nurse jams that needle in my leg, and it's off to floaty dreamland for Dalty!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Or as Ray Parker, Jr. might say: "Morphine makes me feel good!"Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:Morphine is my friend.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Like Huey Lewis and the News needed more evidence Ray was ripping off "I Want a New Drug".
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
TV selection in here isn't great though.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Owwwwww. Serious, serious pain now the drugs have worn off.
Help.
Help.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Seriously. Anyone else ever had a stent? Are they supposed to hurt like this or should I be contacting the consultant?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Never had a stent. I was catheterized for weeks when I was seven. The removal was painful. Peeing was pretty painful for a couple days after it was removed. Stuff's just not supposed to go up there, I think.