Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
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Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Not as much fun as a vacation. I get admitted on Wednesday for a one night stay. They will put me to sleep and then do unspeakable things to me with a little telescope into my kidneys. It's cool though, because it might also involve lasers!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Will the lasers be attached to sharks? That would be even cooler.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Will the sharks eat the kidneys? Cuz that would be cool too.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
They might get stoned.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
It wouldn't if they were still attached to me! It would be very, very not cool.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Who wants to watch sharks chomp on unattached kidneys? BOOORRRRING!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
No, boring is what the telescope will be doing.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Yeah. Sooooo. I'm kinda nervous. You two aren't helping.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Do you mean the lasers?The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:No, boring is what the telescope will be doing.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Why not both?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I figure as long as I'm posting "Why not both?" responses, there won't be any reason to bother with inviting Strider.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I just read the admission notes. I wish I hadn't.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Never read the admission notes. They more or less tell you there's a good chance you'll die.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Also, in the fine, fine print, they'll tell you that they'll be touching all your private parts while you're under. On the plus side, they'll ask you if you object first.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Is that anything like getting yourself sliced open, having a major internal organ pulled outside of your body, then having it sliced open to remove a huge tumor, I mean, boy, who only grows up to ignore your texts and forgets to call you even when he wants a big favor like to drive your car across country on vacation? Because I had that.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
I, often as of recent, wish that medical practitioners didn't have to explain what they were going to do. It would be much easier if one could simply walk in and demand to be fixed, "no explanations given."
I recall trying to flee when given details on how they would remove my cornea for eye surgery.
I guess what i'm trying to say is, "Good luck man." Also, thank the user you will be asleep.
I recall trying to flee when given details on how they would remove my cornea for eye surgery.
I guess what i'm trying to say is, "Good luck man." Also, thank the user you will be asleep.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Now you're calling him "that"? Poor kid.neglet wrote:Is that anything like getting yourself sliced open, having a major internal organ pulled outside of your body, then having it sliced open to remove a huge tumor, I mean, boy, who only grows up to ignore your texts and forgets to call you even when he wants a big favor like to drive your car across country on vacation? Because I had that.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
T Minus 24 hrs.
Switch to Brown Alert, and fetch me a clean pair of pants!
Switch to Brown Alert, and fetch me a clean pair of pants!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
When you say "pants," do you mean underwear, or do you mean pants?
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Underwear. Who uses 'Pants' for trousers? Pffft!
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Superman. Well, he used to.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
He always wore his pants on the outside.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Exactly.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
Washed his tights regularly.
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Re: Hospital time, Muddyfunsters!
And when he would do it, where would he do it?