Huffy Flounce

I shouldn't be forced to swear, weep a little and demand the help of a deity each time I pee.

Keep your eyes dry and do all the weeping from your ding-dong.

I took home pills with me from the hospital and took 1 whenever I thought I started to feel the metal staples in me. I thought they helped me.

Then a few months later I got a high ankle sprain, and I couldn't sleep at all from the pain, so I took a pill. Didn't do shit. I thought, hey, I'm a big guy, I should take 2. Nothing. I took 3, much to the protests of my friends. I actually felt some relief then during the day, but still had trouble sleeping. I finally settled on 4 pills per night so I could sleep. Needless to say, I went through my pills like gangbusters.

I need stronger pain meds!

I am so freakin' bored with this now. It has gone beyond amusing anecdote to discuss at a future date, and is into seriously ranty story territory.

But I thought you liked huffyflounce.com!

I do. I was referring to my current predicament.

I know.

I know you know. I am in pain. My mood is not great.

I prescribe drinking litres and litres of water.

I'm also in pain. Out of solidarity, natch.

I am soooooo high right now on a heady combination of industrial pain killers and something called lactulose.

Weeeeeeee!

Jeeeeeeesus

Now I know how a bear feels after hibernating!!

Skinny?

And I believe you meant "Jeeeeeeesús."

There is an obvious Kanye joke here too! But I won't make it.

Emergency re-admission due to complications. Back in hospital.

Sucks.

That sucks. Get better soon, Dalty.

Hope things get sorted. Be well.

Strength and honour, BBB. I'll make up for whatever drinking you can't do presently.

Cheers guys. Currently got so many tubes in me, I look like a white boy version of The Borg.

How many tubes? Might one go so far as to say it's a series of tubes?

You could refer to this as a series, yes.

So, just to be clear:

It's a series of tubes, and it's not a big truck. RIght?

Or even a big train. No.