Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Neither coffee nor bagel? Impossible!
He's a crumpet.
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Seeking a strumpet?
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Playing his trumpet.
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He'll then dump it.
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After feeding his dumb pet.
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Mal Shot First wrote:Playing his trumpet.
Louis C.K. has a pretty funny story about a trumpet:

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I wonder if Dalty knows any men from Nantucket.
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I was waiting for him to finish the story with, "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
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Adam54 wrote:I wonder if Dalty knows any men from Nantucket.
Suck it, duck it, stuck it, bucket, buck it, struck it, muck it, pluck it, puck it, schmuck it, cluck it, Huck it, chuck it, tuck it, fuck it, out-of-luck it.

There. I've covered a bunch of the bases. Limerick away, folks!
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It was a legitimate question, Goiter.

I have my reasons for asking.
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You know, you can poor coffee in a bucket.

Bagels, too.
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I like bacon.
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Bacon makes me think of Kah.
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Bacon makes me feel good.
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Bustin' makes me feel good.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:poor coffee
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Pour coffee:

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Paul Coffey.

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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Bustin' makes me feel good.
It makes me feel good too
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Bagel?
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You're not sleeping with it, are you, Mal?
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Bustin' !
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Bustin' Keaton:

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Let's not start one of these.
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But Prince told me to keep bustin'!
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