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Some hold that 616 is the beast's number.

I suppose this holds true for Marvel's Mephisto.
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So what you're saying is....I should've stopped posting two weeks ago?
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Dalty wrote:I remain both amazed and bemused by the sheer level of crazy out there. I just want a nice geek girl I can chat to. Is it really too much to ask? I am going to have to go looking for romance at Comic-Con ?
Dude, no. For some reason, the women at these conventions are often the ones with the most issues.
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Yeah, but WONDER WOMAN!
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You'll have some competition. It's my understanding that all the world is waiting for her and the power she possesses.
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The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Some hold that 616 is the beast's number.

I suppose this holds true for Marvel's Mephisto.
That used to be the area code for West Michigan, so I believe it.
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Have actually bailed on a date. She used the phrase "Kimye" and asked what I thought about it. So I "felt ill" and went home.

It was either that or fake my own death and I don't have Goiter or Adam's phone number to enrol them as an accomplice.
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Dalty wrote:It was either that or fake my own death and I don't have Birthday Boy or Adam's phone number to enrol them as an accomplice.
Who is this damned Birthday Boy?!
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If only I knew, than maybe he could help me fake my own death!!!!
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I'd given you my phone number, but....uh....I don't know what my country code is.
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+44 for the UK.
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And drop the first zero.
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Let me rephrase.

I'd give you my phone number, Dalty, but this is meant to be a thread about our adventures dating other people, not each other.
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I think you are funny, intelligent and good looking, but there is just one thing..... one thing, that means you are not my type. Sorry.
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Awwww, you flatterer. Thanks, Mr. Peanut.
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So... what? Is Dalty a coffee?
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How dare you!
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You'd rather be a bagel?
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I am not Jewish.
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Neither coffee nor bagel? Impossible!
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Clearly, Fake Strider still slumbers.
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He's not Jewish either.
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He's primed to become the Fake King Elessar Telcontar of Gondor.
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What will we do if he calls for aid?
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Partake of the bacons of Minas Tirith.
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