Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
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We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
We once roamed the vast forums of Corona Coming Attractions. Some of us had been around from The Before Times, in the Days of Excelsior, while others of us had only recently begun our trek. When our home became filled with much evil, including the villainous Cannot-Post-in-This-Browser and the dreaded Cannot-Log-In, we flounced away most huffily to this new home away from home. We follow the flag of Jubboiter and talk about movies, life, the universe, and everything, often in a most vulgar fashion. All are welcome here, so long as they do not take offense to our particular idiom.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Well, Springsteen is usually more of a third date topic, but let's just say things progressed rather quickly last night.
Seriously the most bizarre first date I've ever been on. Still processing things.
And no, Bruce love/hate isn't a deal breaker. Though if she were to give me an answer of, say "I'm okay with his music, but he should leave his politics out of it," we're not gonna get along.
Seriously the most bizarre first date I've ever been on. Still processing things.
And no, Bruce love/hate isn't a deal breaker. Though if she were to give me an answer of, say "I'm okay with his music, but he should leave his politics out of it," we're not gonna get along.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
My minor satellite channels tell me it's a man who goes by the name of Tony Danza?
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Don't even get Goiter started.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Also, Dalty, I hereby challenge you to work any variation you see fit of the phrase "I smell what you're cookin'" into conversation on Saturday.
If I can do it, a lady killer like you sure can.
If I can do it, a lady killer like you sure can.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Gimme a Break!
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Alyssa Milano was pretty boss. Still is.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
hey I might be dating soon. Can I get in on this thread?
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Depends. How smoothly can you work wrestling catchphrases into conversations with women?
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Here's one for you to memorize, Spacey, if your date ever asks you a question:
"I, [Name of Date], have a question... to answer your question. As you, [Name of Date], travel to... OUR DATE... by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, [Name of Date], show self-pity? DO YOU, [Name of Date], try to reason why? Do you, [Name of Date], try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?"
"I, [Name of Date], have a question... to answer your question. As you, [Name of Date], travel to... OUR DATE... by conventional means, the normals you travel with experience malfunctions. As you realize ALL THAT IS LEFT is total self-destruction, do you, [Name of Date], show self-pity? DO YOU, [Name of Date], try to reason why? Do you, [Name of Date], try and comfort the normals that have even more fear than you?"
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I refuse to use the phrase "I smell what ya cooking" unless I can, quite literally, identify what it is that she is cooking purely from my sense of smell.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Bananarama's Bouncy Bits wrote:I refuse to use the phrase "I smell what ya cooking" unless I can, quite literally, identify what it is that she is cooking purely from my sense of smell.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Adam's probably expecting Dalty to react this way:
Instead, Dalty will probably react this way:
You know, it's pretty fuckin' perverse that they egg Chicken Boo.
Instead, Dalty will probably react this way:
You know, it's pretty fuckin' perverse that they egg Chicken Boo.
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I have no idea what any of this is. Except Fox.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Is "Hey Dalty! You're a chicken!" something that we'd need to address in the Teach Dalty American thread?
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I know that bit. I still refuse to smell your cooking. Chicken or otherwise.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
Two weeks ago, we had to throw out some chicken that had gone bad. Because I knew that it was going to be out there in our trash can for a few days, I put it in a Ziploc bag and tied the Ziploc bag in a plastic bag, just to try to prevent the smell from getting too bad (and to prevent the fungi and insects from infesting the trashcan). I put that package at the bottom of the empty can. On trash day, I put the main garbage bag on top of that.
When I got home that day, I noticed that the garbage had been picked up, but the bag with the chicken in it was still there. Apparently, the garbage crew doesn't just pick up the cans and flip them over to dump their contents into the truck. Instead, they just take the bags out of the cans. That's how the chicken stayed at the bottom of the trash can for another week and started stinking up the yard in a five-foot radius. I sure as hell smelled what was cookin' in there.
When I got home that day, I noticed that the garbage had been picked up, but the bag with the chicken in it was still there. Apparently, the garbage crew doesn't just pick up the cans and flip them over to dump their contents into the truck. Instead, they just take the bags out of the cans. That's how the chicken stayed at the bottom of the trash can for another week and started stinking up the yard in a five-foot radius. I sure as hell smelled what was cookin' in there.
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Looks like your plans were foiled.
Speaking of foil: if you'd used it, the smell might not have escaped.
Speaking of foil: if you'd used it, the smell might not have escaped.
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Re: Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures
That was a pretty weak setup.
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To quote Weird Al, it "keeps all my flavors sealed in tight" so I don't have to deal with "fungal rot, bacterial formation / Microbes, enzymes, mold, and oxidation."The Swollen Goiter of God wrote:Looks like your plans were foiled.
Speaking of foil: if you'd used it, the smell might not have escaped.
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I was expecting you to post the video. I guess the setup was even weaker than I thought it was.
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Better? Or is it too late, already ruined, and such?
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Back from Leeds. What a nice place full of nice people. I might have to see if I can meet a nice Northern girl online!
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It started as an opportunity not to close down a guaranteed booty-call.
It has turned into me dispensing career advice via WhatsApp.
I am doing this wrong......
It has turned into me dispensing career advice via WhatsApp.
I am doing this wrong......
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Here's some Very Useful advice a Very Useful man once gave me:
Don't borrow other people's shit, and don't let other people borrow your shit. If you let friends borrow your shit, you're as like to lose your friends as you are to lose your shit. And if you're borrowin' shit all the time, your credit's gonna go to shit. Your top priority's gotta be this: be true to you. Be true to you, and you'll be true to other folks. Sure as day turns to night, man. Sure as day turns to fuckin' night.
Don't borrow other people's shit, and don't let other people borrow your shit. If you let friends borrow your shit, you're as like to lose your friends as you are to lose your shit. And if you're borrowin' shit all the time, your credit's gonna go to shit. Your top priority's gotta be this: be true to you. Be true to you, and you'll be true to other folks. Sure as day turns to night, man. Sure as day turns to fuckin' night.