Dalty (and Adam's) Dating Adventures

[Space Tycoon]

Like the secret of maple syrup?

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Cartoons have led me to believe it requires little more than sticking a spile in a maple tree.

[Space Tycoon]

And cartoons never lie...

[Dalty]

Coyotes really are clumsy yet indestructible?

[omicron]

Spinach gives you super-strength?

[Dalty]

Don't even ask what Elmer Fudd finds sexually attractive!

[Corporal_Hicks]

*ominous Undertaker theme plays*

A mysterious person, shrouded in a mix of fog, shadow, and liquid fucking steel slowly emerges from the mists. The prehistoric mists of time, in fact, from back when men picked berries and women bore children raw. This is a person, no, an animal bred of fire and metal.

He removes his shroud to revealing a very beautiful, kind, but sad man.

This person, is...fuck it!

*throws hat into ring*

[Space Tycoon]

Meaning?

[Dalty]

I think we all want to ask Adam a question. Who is she Adam? This unnamed person who appears to be sharing a large number of Facebook check-ins from all sorts of cool locations and events that are exactly the kind of places I would be frequenting if I was trying to impress a young lady!

Enquiring minds want to know. Bagel? Coffee??

[Adam54]

Are you referring to the young lady with whom I just spent a magnificent weekend in glorious Colorado?

[Dalty]

The very same!

[Adam54]

She's pretty swell.

[Mal Shot First]

And she makes you swell.

[Mal Shot First]

In your pants.

[Mal Shot First]

Because of the erection.

[Dalty]

Who is this trouser tenting titilator?

[Adam54]

She once was a bagel. I believe I've referenced her elsewhere in this thread. She lives a couple hours away, but it's going swimmingly. I'm fully convinced that if she isn't the mythical "The One," she's at very least "The Two."

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

She once was a bagel.

She is no longer a bagel. Her hole has been filled.

t's going swimmingly.

Said hole has been filled... with swimmers.

I'm fully convinced that if she isn't the mythical "The One," she's at very least "The Two."

Plot twist! It's the other hole!

[The Swollen Goiter of God]

Jakester'd.

[Dalty]

Somewhere, up there, he is saluting you.

[Mal Shot First]

With the Jakester salute.

[Mal Shot First]

If you know what I mean.

[Dalty]

Somebody told him that God might see the salute. When he heard God was omnipotent, Jake chuckled.

[Space Tycoon]

I had a date tonight. I honestly don't know if she's into me or not. I suspect not. But time will tell.

[Space Tycoon]

So, delayed reaction, the answer to the above is most decidedly not.

Ahem.

But I just received a message from someone on my dating site, who after a grand total of 3 messages wants to get together in a pub tonight.

Of course, the exact same scenario played itself out last weekend. Except with more messages. After pints and shots, a distinct difference of opinion regarding career choices culminated in a mutual pledge never to see one another again.

Like, never, if I may quote T. Swizzle.

I believe the F word may have been involved somehow. From me....